Go clean your room Charlie.

I live by myself so the only incentive I have to keep the place clean is so a giant stack of magazines don't topple one day and kill me. And also when friends come over, they don't cringe to see that I live in such filth.

I'm a pretty big clean freak so all dirt is consolidated to its respective areas but my apartment is pretty messy. It's pretty funny since messiness also drives me mad but my petulence for laziness usually far outweighs my need for organization. Besides it's just stay neat for 5 minutes before papers and worn clothes explode all over the place again.

In my bedroom? A giant bed, a nighstand that doubles as a drawer, closet, clothes, dirty clothes bin.

Jam it back in, in the dark.