ITT we discuss why you staffers can't moderate Microsoft's Window

Oh, you guys

Microsoft's Window has a lot of shit posts

Do you know who makes shit posts

Oh wait it's shitty posters

Hey guys does anyone know the names of some major Window posters

Hands up



Guys I can always get myself remodded if you want law & order so badly

It's no sweat man

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But I could delete a lot of posts

I have a good talent for that

Seriously I can work with Devo since she knows everything

She will say "Pang, delete this" and I will do that immediately

I am not seeing any flaws in this plan! Massive numbers of posts will get deleted! Delight will flow through the kingdom of airplanes.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Well, that's exactly it. No one has the necessary motivation to mod XBOXWINDOW out of genuine concern because that is logically impossible! HOWEVER: Modding out of pure malicious spite? Totally doable.

Let's get this show on the road. INITIATE OPERATION: STERILEBOX

How ya doing, buddy?

We can discuss this! You know, if anybody has a compelling reason why a mod should not be appointed to mod a forum that you insist needs more modding, please speak up!

"I hate his guts and he's a jerk" is not a reason! You must explain why that's relevant!

Originally Posted by Merv Burger

Get someone who frequents the forum to moderate it.

One can only imagine what your list of candidates looks like!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Are there days of the week during which Tube isn't on the rag, Merv?

Because I don't think the End Days are upon us yet!

Originally Posted by RayPrower

Devo for Window moderator 2006

Supported for ironical comedy reasons.

DEVO FOR INEVITABLE IMPLOSION 2006

I was speaking idiomatically.

No, I am sure Dev will make a great moderator for the ten minutes before her logic modulator shorts out as a result of becoming the very thing she can't stop complaining about all the time.

Look, Tails? I was wrong, and I'm sorry.



WACKY ASIDE: The worst thing Decker ever did was get rid of Tifa, let's not be unfair

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Y under the condition that Dev is still given a superfluous mod position for laffs

Concert Hall maybe

T TAILZ: So when I said "supported" you like went momentarily blind and didn't see it

That's cool

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Originally Posted by BlueMikey

One is that one of us can moderate it, which none of us want to do.

staff policy of dismissing the idea of retired mod reenlistment =

Y TEH OLDBY HAT

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by a lurker

I don't even own a current-gen console.

But Pang owns a Gamecube! Pang is obviously more qualified, therefore, for this lofty and important position.

Also, I played Halo, like, all the way to the end! I enjoyed playing that game and also I bought it legitimately! I am therefore qualified to mod a forum about Halo. For example, if someone made a thread in Microsoft's Halo about, say, drain cleaner, I'd know it didn't belong there, because there's no drain cleaner in Halo!

Pang feels Gearbox has received an unfair amount of the blame for Halo's clumsy PC port, which was still very enjoyable! Pang has significant and varied opinions on many Halo-related subjects! Pang doesn't know why everyone is so hostile to his declared candidacy! Pang suspects it has something to do with being an honest cop who isn't on the take!

Pang feels sad when people are mean to him!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

But the problem is that there are bad posts! I, too, dislike bad posts! I will get rid of them with massive efficiency! I fail to see the contradiction here.

Anyway if you own a PS2 this only proves you to be a huge Sony Fanboy that hates MS and wants them to fail and also you're a communist for the same reason.

There's nowhere I can't reach.