[:plant:] Breath of Fire 6: All the Bravest - LOL. LOL Forever.

Look at you guys, still able to muster rage about mishandled RPG franchises in a world where The Third Birthday exists.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

Oh man, if your metric for shit is The Third Birthday do I have some news for you.

The thing about dead bodies is that all the fluids pool on the underside of the carcass, so if you want to see something really disgusting you have to make a deliberate effort to really get hands-on and see what kinds of foul beetles and grubs are lurking under there. The Third Birthday is the dry, sun-bleached surface of the JRPG corpse, pitiful in its decrepitude and only hinting at the absolute stinking filth that can be had if you just roll up your sleeves.

Whereas I just saw like this leathery hand sticking out of the floorboards and went guess we're done here.

There's nowhere I can't reach.