[PC] Steam: No really why aren't you playing Undertale: Fall 2015

Hotline Miami is $2.50. If you don't buy it you should probably not be allowed to have... hands.

Most amazing jew boots

Chivalry is the Termiest game that has ever been or ever will be.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I already have all that stuff but SOMEBODY should at least take TWETW, it's the closest thing PC guys will ever get to Katamari and pretty adorable in its own right

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Capo

I assume that means you'd recommend it for $2.49, as well, Pang?

I definitely got more than $3 worth out of it, but if you're actually going to pay for it I will warn you that it's, you know, indie, with all the rough edges and unpolished spots that implies.

If we're talking about hidden gems, I can't help but notice that many of you don't own Alpha Prime yet.

Heh.

Heh-heh

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Capo

I really don't much care for action games, which Alpha Prime seems to be.

Well if that's the reason you don't care for it I can hardly argue

I was speaking idiomatically.

Might spring for Dishonored if enough of my Market crap sells in the next hour, but as it stands here's my haul since the sale started. Feel bad about not doing any gifting but I can't afford to get everyone Titan Quest so... wait. Wait, I know a lovely game cheap enough to afford many copies.

Mo0, Shade, Deni, Helloween, Hyde, Hawkeye, Term, Nutty: Enjoy the lovely world of Alpha Prime.

(Omagnus got away clean, the Mac-using bastard)

• Dinner Date (Thanks Acer!)
• Just Cause (Thanks to SuperSonic for the tip)
• Mercenary Kings Beta (Thanks Garr!)
• Worms Revolution Gift (Thanks Acer!)
• Sang-Froid - Tales of Werewolves
• Strike Suit Infinity
• Ace of Spades
• Alan Wake
• Mark of the Ninja
• Reus
• Thief Gold
• Thief II
• Fireburst
• Tomb Raider 4
• Tomb Raider 5
• Tomb Raider Angel of Darkness
• Tomb Raider: Underworld
• Tomb Raider 1
• Tomb Raider 2
• Tomb Raider 3
• Tomb Raider: Anniversary
• Tomb Raider: Legend
• Batman: Arkham Asylum GOTY
• Sleeping Dogs
• McPixel
• Noitu Love 2 Devolution
• Borderlands 2: Mechromancer Pack
• Borderlands 2 Season Pass
• Borderlands 2 Psycho Pack
• Borderlands 2
• Scribblenauts Unlimited

Shorter list than some folks but I suffer from a bad case of Own Everything Already.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Impulse control is for impulses that aren't awesome. Yeah, Acer's going to actually play like, 5 of those games* but by god Buying The Entire Steam Store is not a tradition to be broken lightly.

*1 if you don't count games I personally nag him into installing

FELIPE NO

I was sticking pretty well to my policy of not buying anything with a discount less than 80%. Then all the pinballs were on sale. And the Spelunky. And the Dark Souls. Oh no. Oh dear.

PS everyone get some Pinball FX2 tables because I have stomped mudholes in Shade and Deni's scores and I demand challengers. Except Civil War. Deni can keep the Civil War crown because I cannot bear to listen to that table's intro one more goddamn time. Do not buy Civil War, it is the most obnoxious thing.

(PS Hyde is the raddest and gifted me Gone Home, looking forward to sweet 90's housekeeping adventures)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

So are there any tables you guys would recommend purchasing?

The problem with this is that a lot of the best tables are only buyable in bundles with tables that are sort of eh.

Balance of the Force pack is probably worth it just to have Starfighter Assault, which is probably my single favorite table now.

Marvel Pinball Original pack is pretty damn solid, the Iron Man table isn't incredible but it's not bad either.

Zen Classics pack is pretty skippable. At best Tesla is... inoffensive.

Avengers Chronicles pack is all winners, if I were to pick up just one pack I'd probably grab this one. Good mechanical variety between the 4 tables here.

Vengeance and Virtue pack gets you Ghost Rider. The X-Men and Thor tables are sort of uninspired, but: Ghost Rider. Suck it up.

Star Wars pack is pretty bland and I wouldn't bother unless you're That Guy Who Buys Everything With Star Wars On It.

Pinball FX2 Core Pack is... maybe worth it to get Biolab? Everything else is take or leave.

Epic Quest just sort of exists. The guy on the logo is rocking the Dreamworks Eyebrow pretty hard and that's roughly the level of cleverness you can expect.

Paranormal is just charming as all hell.

Civil War doesn't seem that great to me mechanically, setting aside the constant, ever-repeating VO that never stops. Ever. Until you ragequit.

IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS

Captain America is everything a Captain America table should be. Punch Nazis get Cubes lead Commandos get rad.

Ms. Splosion Man is an adorable bit of score-inflated candy, it loves throwing million-point bonuses at you for basically no effort on your part. Depending on your sense of humor the VO work on this might grate a bit but I like it.

Earth Defense more or less gets a free pass from me on the theme alone, but if the theme's not your bag you might find there's not a whole lot to do here.

Don't own Doctor Strange, Excalibur, Fantastic Four; have barely touched Mars but it seems okay.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

SuperSonic has done a noble gentleman's deed and increased the number of Dragons at my disposal. In fact, so many additional Dragons are now under my command that my total supply of Dragons has, in fact, been Doubled. This is an alarming increase in overall Dragon levels.

In other news, [YOUR NAME HERE] BUY STREET FIGHTER

There's nowhere I can't reach.