[News] Come On Ride The Train

Why the fuck are platforms at every goddamn train and subway station these six-foot sheer drops in the first place? I mean, I guess there's a deterrent effect there so you don't just try to run across the tracks to get to the opposite platform or whatever, but it seems like there must be a better way to achieve that then "you fell off the platform? well shit, any wisdom you want to pass on before you die?"

Anyways judging by the picture and the article it seems like maybe everybody was too far away to get to him in time to actually help pull him out, apparently because they were all avoiding the crazy panhandler.

Anyways I read article comments on the New York Fuckin' Post and now I'm going to be depressed the rest of the night. WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS CONCEALED CARRY THAT WOULD HAVE STOPPED A TRAIN

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Maris

i report u for swearing around

Admins, name change requested for my account, please and thanks

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Citizen I received your report of swearing around and while I tried to act to stop all the swearing I regret to inform you that the culprit is a high-ranking apparatchik and outside the provisional authority of a regular policeman like myself. I issued him a ticket for public swearing but he just tore it up and laughed at me, after which he had my sister sent to Siberia. It is shameful and unendurable that all this swearing should be going on and we can do nothing! All we can do is calm our nerves by singing the traditional songs of our people.

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

MULTI-TRACK SWEARING AROUND

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?