Strangers in the Alps 2: Catan Strikes Back

If you need more bodies to get this thing rolling I guess I'm in

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1 Dice Roll *bad luck, jim

Hwelp

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Dice Roll *GO BANANA

rerollan

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Green.

4/4/3 in the upper left, road leading out to sea.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Guess I'll take 8/11/mysterious void, road southwest. Yeah, I'm out of order but if you want to dispute me for this shitty spot too bad.

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Originally Posted by Pizza Helmet von Cuntingham

Here's the official order:

1. HYDE
2. ZEPH
3. PANG
4. LURKER
5. FRANK
6. PLAROM

COOPER

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *delicious!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that Zeph totally meant to end his turn. Yeah. Rollin'


Drop a road west extended toward my nearest brick port
Take a dev card
End turn

FELIPE NO

Oh, right. 7. Is that where I rob somebody? I guess it'll be you. Since you care about it so much. You weren't using that 8 Wood anyway.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by a_lurker

See if I ever do anything nice to you again, jackass.

Your kind and thoughtful nature is a weakness

and weakness has no place in the Alps

Jam it back in, in the dark.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Done. I'll take the wood.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1 Dice Roll *MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

Originally Posted by Zephyrin

End turn.

Oh, that's good news.

Looking to exchange a sheep for iron. If I can't get the trade (wait 24hr or whatev) then buy a dev card instead. I know that six just enriched every single one of you, be generous to a poor dweller in the borders of the wasteland. END TURN.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Ballpark Frank

I'll give you an iron for a sheep. Do it. Do it.

IT IS DONE.

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1 Dice Roll *YES!

Wait, Cooper's turn. SCRATCH THIS.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Dice Roll *FOR GLORY

THIS TIME IT WILL WORK

Well, crap. Should have used some story to try to stick with my 3. I'll expand my 3/4/4 settlement into a CITY, and then slap down my KNIGHT. Drop the robber on that 8 wood in the northeast, and rob... Hyde.

End Turn.

FELIPE NO

1 Dice Roll *got damn

Well I got jack shit for a hand so I guess I'll roll before I do anything.

Drop that robber on the southeast 8 Wheat, rob Zephyrin. Hopefully I'll get to use my spoils before they get stolen from me in turn this time.

oh durf END IT (THE TURN)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

So um do we wait for Frank indefinitely or what, how does this work

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WELL ONE OF YOU DO SOMETHING

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