[:plant:] The GFF Game Club [Now Playing: Max Payne] Now with less spoiler tags

SWAT 4 is pretty good co-op

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Lady Shinshin

How about an old PC game? I was playing UFO: Enemy Unknown (Called UFO Defence in the US), the first Xcom game, yesterday and it's awesome and everyone ought to play it once.

X-Com suffers from the same problem as Ikaruga: it's massively unwelcoming to neophytes. I mean, how many repetitions of "I entered my first battle and everyone on my squad died before I could even determine where the aliens were" can you take?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

What kind of fuckwad passes on playing Max Payne? It's not like it's too powerful for anybody's PC these days. Do you just not have the $10? Do you need $10? I will give you $10 to play Max Payne. I will do this.

Pretty much my proudest stupid gaming achievement is playing through with the kung fu mod without firing a single shot, just bashing in heads with the fighting staff.

Spoiler:

Save for the ending at the helipad, where you have no choice but to use a gun of some kind.

Pretty much the only time I've set an optional "condition" for myself in a game and followed through on it, since it really becomes a totally different (and much harder) game that way. So goddamn satisfying. MP2 is technically superior in every way, but it's just lacking the heart of the original, somehow... and the upcoming MP3 fills me with no confidence whatsoever.

Funny as hell, it was the worst thing I could think of.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe he just played it so damn much that his system exploded, tragically taking the innocent disc along with it

This is the only plausible explanation really

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