This truck deal will really blow you away

Originally Posted by Caliburn

I honestly believe every United States citizen should own an AK-47 and armor piercing ammunition. I suspect our crime levels would plummet.

Did you know? Many United States citizens are criminals! Millions of them, in fact!

I always like it when people preface their statements with "I honestly believe". It betrays a certain internal knowledge on the part of the speaker that they know they're about to say something absurd and need to reassure the listener in advance that they're not kidding.

What the hell do legitimate gun owners need with AP ammo? Criminals rarely wear armor of any kind. Cops have armor fairly often, though! Are you proposing we should shoot all the pigs, Caliburn?

Jam it back in, in the dark.