At an inate level, I am scared of girls.

Originally Posted by Gift of Game

get in touch with his manhood.

He's been doing that.

The goal is to get someone else to touch his manhood.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

but that's just it

we need to get his manhood womanned

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Women aren't bicycles, though.

This is merely an extrapolation of the 1990 Cyborgs Ain't Ladies resolution, of course

How ya doing, buddy?

You know, if we could just force Deni to include a photograph of himself in all these posts where he's implicitly boasting on his mad talents for raking in the dames, we could all save a lot of time that we're otherwise wasting on taking him seriously.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I didn't say jack or shit about your weight, honcho.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Come on, puff out your chest and try and explain to me how I'm wrong. I know it's what you like to do best with your time these days.

ITT Denicalis accuses someone else of being an antagonistic blowhard who doesn't know how to back down.

They should've sent a poet.

You know what, you win. There's absolutely no way for me to respond to that without resorting to pointing out how glue-like you are in comparison to my exquisite rubbery exterior. That would just demean both of us.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by ^-^

this tirade is directed on a High School level.

I like it when people are more self-aware than they like to admit.

FELIPE NO

I just fell for the trap



What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Trolling a troll who trolled a troll for trolling a troll-trolling troll

Jam it back in, in the dark.