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| View Poll Results: What alocholic drink do you prefer | |||
| beer |
  
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17 | 32.08% |
| wine |
  
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9 | 16.98% |
| spirit (15-25%) |
  
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2 | 3.77% |
| hard liquor (30-40%) |
  
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14 | 26.42% |
| very hard liquor (45-75%) |
  
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9 | 16.98% |
| pure alcohol |
  
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2 | 3.77% |
| Voters: 53. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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  Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006 
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There is nothing more wonderful than a post which is deeply and comically pretentious and yet handwavingly butthurt about the idea that this pretentiousness should be perceptible.
How dare you think me arrogant, you insolent lowborn bastard I'm glad that we finally got an Abrasive Wine Faggot in here, though. This thread was going nowhere. Jam it back in, in the dark.  |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006
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Yes, there is also the NOSE
and the FLAVOUR and the HILARIOUS PRETENTIOUSNESS Look, I'm sorry you're an Abrasive Wine Guy and you can't appreciate things beneath your station, but it's nobody's fault but your own  There's nowhere I can't reach.
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Jul 27, 2008 at 11:11 AM.
Reason: fuckin' guy ninja-edits out of being a huge fag and takes a left turn into new fagsville oh no the detour is a failure
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Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006
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Well, you seem to care an awful lot, but we'll let that go.
Wine, as a beverage, is mostly harmless but it is unfortunately guilty-by-association due to Wine Culture. Wine Culture and Wine Appreciation and Wine Tasting and all the foppy, bemusing delusional industries that have grown up around people who want to get tipsy but can't admit they want to get tipsy but instead want to become culturally enriched by the ethanol they're sipping ever-so-delicately. So, as a Wine Guy, you immediately call all of these negative associations to mind. Sure, you can drink wine and not be That Douche Who Spends Every Summer Visiting French Vineyards, but the stereotype is there for a reason. What man why do I have to be a troll just because I'm not a Wine Guy  This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006
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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 1512 Level 62.24 Mar 2006
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THE ANSWER: IT IS ZERO If this observation means that I must be forever doomed to be un-fabulous that's a cross I will gladly bear I was speaking idiomatically.
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Aug 2, 2008 at 08:30 PM.
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The unmovable stubborn