What are you afraid of that you shouldn't be?

Silly Matt. Pulling a kettle-black play on Minion and then preceding to make a post which is ALSO tedious and queer, well, there are so many levels here and I just don't have the energy to dig through it. Furthermore, if you really must engage in an utterly boring vendetta with someone, try to pick somebody without any authority. I might be a good choice, for example. Anyway, if you could stop being such a little faggot, that would be great for everyone. Thanks!

-Mgt

Originally Posted by guyinrubbersuit

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They're called insults, honey. Now, just because you can't let go of the second grade is no reason to hang on to the vernacular! I know it's hard to forget the horrible things that happened in that classroom, but you have to be strong. Mr. Vanderbier died 4 years ago. He can't hurt you anymore, and neither can the bigger boys who made fun of the way your mother dressed you. You're a grown-up now, and you need to be proud of that!


Anyway, uh, on topic, I operate under a continual paranoia that people around me will just drop dead at the most inconvenient times. I'm not sure if this counts as a "fear" exactly; after all, it's not like I'd actually be harmed. It does cause the same behavior patterns in me that fear does, so I think it can reasonably be bundled in.

Dogs, too. Really paranoid around strange dogs.

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Yeah, that's probably why it would have been better for you not to respond to his provocation, eh? But you did, you went and bit right down on that hook. Hell of a shame. You can beat him, though! Bullies only pick on nice people like you because they hate themselves. Just think of ways to remind Minion what he hates about himself! Then he'll be ashamed and stop being such a bully and you'll both become straight-A students!

There's nowhere I can't reach.