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**The unmovable stubborn** · May 31, 2008, 05:09 AM

Squenix, could you please stop ruining the games that I like

I think you will find that "the games that you like" are remarkably unchanged unless ninjas are sneaking into your closet at night.

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**The unmovable stubborn** · May 31, 2008, 09:19 AM

Ok I'm going to break this down into very small words then

The game you like is old game

New game is new game

New game is copy many much things of old game

But IS NOT OLD GAME

IS NEW GAME

OLD GAME IS STILL THE SAME

NOBODY CHANGE IT

ALL THEY DO IS MAKE NEW GAME THAT LOOK A LOT THE SAME!

OLD GAME STILL THERE!

YOU CAN PLAY!

IT GOOD AND NOT HURT YOU

There's nowhere I can't reach.

**The unmovable stubborn** · May 31, 2008, 09:35 AM

squenix can no make new thing

they many time try make new thing

always doom get from making

new thing appear

fanboy say "new thing bad" "it bad because it new"

money fall in giant hole, never get back

very sad

squenix say "we never again make new thing, new thing is money fall in hole"

every time a squenix tries to make new thing now

elder squenix say

"remember secret of evermore"

"we must stick to the old ways"

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**The unmovable stubborn** · May 31, 2008, 11:46 AM

Originally Posted by Hachifusa

Both Rosa and Kain sound like they are gross caricatures of what a white mage and a morally-ambiguous dragon knight is supposed to sound like.

I know, this portrayal of magic-wielding heroes in a world of fantasy is

SO

UNREALISTIC

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

**The unmovable stubborn** · May 31, 2008, 12:06 PM

Where do they drag these people from, you ask?

Well, I suspect we would need to examine the pool of people available for voice-acting in the role of "morally-ambiguous dragon knight".

The pool of voice-acting talent in the United States as a whole is kind of hilariously small: expecting that what little genuine talent is available is going to ditch their anime contracts so they can go do the third remake of a 17-year-old game is a bit of a stretch. You have to take what you can get, in these instances.

(and what you get, in this instance, is more than up to the task of handling FFIV's mostly paper-thin characters. KAIN ARE YOU BAD. NO I AM NOT. OH HO IT TURNS OUT I AM.)

lolin' at the description of Nomura's shitty costume design as "realistic"

I was speaking idiomatically.

**The unmovable stubborn** · May 31, 2008, 03:47 PM

No, Mo0. Stop being silly.

Knights and wizards should look and sound like teenage rock stars! So we can relate to them.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jun 1, 2008, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Hachifusa

No, knights and wizards should sound like normal people.

There are, really, not enough facepalms in the world.

Here, I'll try this one more time.

They're not normal people.

Because they are knights and wizards.

That is the whole point of an RPG.

(Playing characters which are not like yourself)

(Characters which are not normal)

That's what the "RP" part means.

Roleplaying by definition requires you to relate to people unlike yourself.

Do you think that Cecil, a Paladin who travels to the Moon, does not sound like a normal person?

Do you think this may be an intentional decision?

But really this argument is pointless because I'm speaking from a position based upon acting, storytelling, and game design

And you're speaking from a position of "LET'S DO WHAT JAPAN DOES"

FELIPE NO

**The unmovable stubborn** · Jun 2, 2008, 09:35 AM

Did you just call me banal in the middle of an argument where you were discussing how a video game remake's voices are incorrect

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