[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

...I am pretty sure I sent a PM.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK APPARENTLY I DIDN'T

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I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Alright, Ooze Assassin and Corgi Warden en route hopefully sometime within the week! GETTIN' THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.

I was speaking idiomatically.

2 Dice Rolls so mutate. much DNA.

Heeeeey I know I promised the sheets within the week but A: Actual Productive Shit Needed To Be Done and more significantly B: Obsidian Portal updates took a big ol' dump on the hilariously tangled & uncommentable mess of code which comprises the sheets. So thanks for your (continued) patience as I try to remember how this shit works.

Hypercognitive Robot Jellyfish Ranger Assassin!
Saurian Corgi Warden!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Flopflap Stingdick emerges from beneath the sink!

Cliff Barkley has his day!

Cette, I'm gonna figure out if Rychord is even remotely paying attention to this shit anymore, and if not, you're in. Otherwise, yeah. Queue. Of one. Let me know if you have a race/class preference otherwise WHEEL OF JUSTICE.

I'll actually update the game thread tonight probably! Hot damn!

FELIPE NO

HURRAY

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Scent of a Grundle

And way more reasons to get hit by things.

Yeah, being a warden with poor Constitution is kind of a rough situation, but

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A world where Flopflap Stingdick could be created by accident is not a world worth living in.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why would you wrench the arm off of an épée? In fact, how would you do that?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

Flopflap looks at the north side of the map because he has nothing that will prevent him from getting his shit dissolved.

Here's the entirety of the explored map to date:



I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, that's an interesting question that is, happily, completely moot because I totally blanked on rotating your mutations when the new PCs showed up. So you'll have some totally different unclear ability in a little while here.

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And FIXED. Your new power should definitely be much easier to understand and will cause no problems at all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Colonel Tiberius Skills McInternet: Deep Thinker.

Inconvenient McGlorylounge: With great hunger comes great responsibility
Colonel Skills: I like eating things

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Scent of a Grundle

Should Cliff's Line of sight not be added to the map? I'm pretty sure i should be able to see the frogs

Cliff WOULD have line of sight to the frogs, but unfortunately no present light source is reaching said frogs. I'll toggle on Mamara's glowing personality next map update and we'll see if that helps.

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Do I have to be conscious to use it? It strikes me as something that would be a lot more useful as an immediate interrupt power.

It's a move action; can't move when you're unconscious. And I don't think "useful" has ever been promised or intended.

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Also, it says "Teleport to a number of random squares in the dungeon", is that a number of squares in the bits of dungeon we've explored so far or a number of squares in the dungeon?

Whole dungeon! Including places on the map I didn't actually bother adding to the maptools file yet! Fun!

FELIPE NO

You are seeing the results, it's what's making the frogs visible.

(I wanted Esperansita to glow green but mixing differently-colored lights in Maptool looks like hot garbage )

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Ah. Right. Fixed.

And, having taken said fix into account, the rest of you should consider that marked dwarf as dead.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

That's the one on the left? (Assuming that's what that icon means)

Yup.

Originally Posted by Axelrod :shoryuken: Axelrod

Above which spaces on the lower map are the holes specifically located?

-AU, -AT, -AS -74 north to south.

The north hole funnels into -BA -74.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey Skills, is there anything I could do for you to help you take your turn? Do you need a hot towel? A beverage maybe?

How ya doing, buddy?

It is entirely within Mamara's character to engage in corpse abuse, to be fair, but I'll wait 'til tomorrow to see if maybe reconsidering happens.

(next time, big obvious HE DEAD gifs)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Okay, so Shin needs to decide which (if any) of his hilariously inconvenient teleport destinations he wants to stick with: AJ -14, AC 5, or -AF -90. Get tangled in vines, smothered in fumes, backtrack all the way to the kobold massacre, or just stay put. Your call.





I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by i am good at jokes

Can we still switch that to the Murkylordy Froggly or did I miss the deadline?

Assuming you don't get to it before I actually have time for an update post tomorrow night I will just edit Frog Time in myself. 's cool.

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Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

AJ,-14 is the only move that makes sense.

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Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Do the shadows count as beasts for the purposes of Jill's speaking to beasts ability?

They're humanoids, and they speak Common.

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Also, is that big, black stripe on the floor a chasm one could fit down or just a poisonous gas spewing crack?

It's a big puddle of Unidentified Noxious Goo!

FELIPE NO

Due to being slowed the Sporeback can only move 1 square and can't do anything remotely threatening, so let's just say it moves 1 east (-AY, -82) and move on to Sven's turn.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

SKILLS STOP MOON NAPPING

Jam it back in, in the dark.

SOMEBODY THAT IS NOT ME PLEASE DO THAT

There's nowhere I can't reach.

JUST SAYIN' HERE

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Alas there's no way to visually distinguish the two, "CAN SEE" vs "CAN'T SEE" is already a fairly difficult arrangement for Maptool as it is and establishing multiple versions of "CAN'T SEE" is entirely beyond it.

I just wanted one fight where line-of-sight actually mattered

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?