[DnD] D&D Arena Signups and Discussion

All right, so I helped myself to 700 out of the 1,500 GP shared bank, and between that and the trade-in value of the Gauntlets I made out pretty well for myself. Updated CB file, and the Iplay4e page is updated as well.

Guess I'll take the wolf, though I don't see as I'll actually bother to ride it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Actually judging from a certain thread on SA someone HAS found a way to add unofficial patches to the offline builder. As it stands though the method looks a little convoluted and I'm in no hurry to figure it out until I absolutely have to (when someone rotates into my game to replace wvlf, I guess). I had high hopes for the online builder but it's useless to me even with a subscription since it doesn't yet support inherent bonuses what the fuck.

That being the case, I'll just roll with what I put up on 11/4. No significant sorcerer developments in the interim that I can remember anyway.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Roll for — I kicked you! You're awake!

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll NO WHAMMIES

Gonna go ahead and roll for my spin prize before I decide on my move, here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Given the option of "Be unconscious" or "don't be unconscious" I guess I'd rather be Not Unconscious, yes.

FELIPE NO

My decision to live has been rewarded with vile, hateful responsibility. I IMMEDIATELY REGRET MY DECISION.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1. +2 damage from my Gauntlets of Bloody Whatever that hate bloodied things

2. Oh I'll just eat the slam then you lawyery lawyer you

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ha, I didn't even expect any mechanical benefit out of my poor-man's shield.

Also, the item card overlaid on the picture is a nice touch and probably one I'm gonna steal.

How ya doing, buddy?

Sometimes we don't post in game for 4 days, sure. But it could be worse. One of my players has been MIA from the board for at least that long. I can't even bitch at him! I feel so helpless!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Will flying get me over Rulk's head? If so I'll move to P21 so Ry can feel me up. If not I'll just stay put. No sense in trying to push Smarno, if anything I'd want to move him closer to Rulk.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Very well, my post is now 10% fruitier in keeping with your demands.

How ya doing, buddy?

Quote:

The flesh golem gingerly scoops up the goblin like a rag doll, and encases him in a protective hug. Any attack against the goblin will now have to go through him.

So, before I make my move, how does this work mechanically? Is this damage resistance or is Smarno just receiving cover from Rulk or what?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If I may, Ry, I would suggest that the fastest way of defeating Rulk at this point may require you to use Smarno's carcass as a hand puppet while ordering Rulk to stand down. Extra points for affecting a strained falsetto when doing so.

Additional Spam:
Wait a.... inside a body cavity?

That is not on, Zerg. That is just not on.

FELIPE NO

It's just a minor misspelling on Ry's part, I'm sure.

YouTube Video

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Psst Ry roll Insight to disbelieve

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh, geez, sorry for pretty much bailing on this. Between all the other things on my plate right now and an increasing loss of enthusiasm for D&D as a system I just got kind of frustrated with the failure of Cyrus to get himself killed and, well, forgot all about it

There's nowhere I can't reach.