[DnD] GW URBX: 20! EVERYONE IS EXPLODE

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Or perhaps Jilly "Jailbait" Johnson. You decide.

Shin your characters are going to get us all put on an FBI watchlist

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He said, belatedly realizing nobody else in the game gives Damn #1 about the FBI

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Shin, here's your new character sheet; everyone else should be up to date, shout if I've missed anything.

(Jill's still missing sponsors but I'll think of something if no one else does)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The lava rivulets aren't especially deep or wide, so they're not difficult terrain. Just walking "through" them is fine, just don't, you know, hang out. Since Jill's flittering about most of the time she doesn't need to worry about it, but bear in mind that prone characters stop flying.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah, the bomb doesn't have initiative. The detonation is an immediate reaction in response to the trigger "X turns have ended", in this case eight:

1. Jill
2. Beetle A
3. Beetle B
4. Rufus
5. Esperansita
6. Dragonborn A
7. Dragonborn B
8. Dragonborn C

(And yeah I usually treat identical enemies as one collective turn but, you know, technically).

Really though when Shin inevitably needs a third PC I might as well just write up a bomb with an initiative value

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Nah, cacti are only partial cover so line of sight is intact.

Directly in front of you is a small barrel cactus in a tasteful planter, sitting atop a small heap of broken glass, sitting atop The Mysterious Square of Transfiguration. So yes, caution might be advisable.

Oh did you mean the cloud? Just greasy kobold smoke.

FELIPE NO

LUCKILY I had the foresight to flag the Potato as a Consumable, which does in fact keep you from using it again on account of how it, you know, exploded.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Apparently those things can weight like 300 kg so yeeeeah let's say DC 19?

The cacti don't hurt unless you collide with them forcibly.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Sorry to be pedantic about this, but, um, what is Crushdick actually doing, mechanically? You don't seem to have any abilities that would actually push the beetle into the cactus so maybe I'm missing something.

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Originally Posted by The Acetylene torch located in my anus facilitates my escape from the '73 Cadilliac in Antarctica

oh jesus I didn't even realize it was my turn again

thanks diss

Is it also your job to tell him when it is his turn?

Because, if so

Get on that

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Now we may never learn the genesis of the Ballistic Meat Initiative.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Shin's third character, Literally A Crate Of Dynamite, will go well with Skills' third character, Literally A Server Farm.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Seems like a fair tradeoff, Gren is prone and, since he had to crawl to his firing position, is at AW16 instead of AU 18.

The resultant negative modifiers to the Gren's attack roll are inadequate to preserve Crushdick's braincase.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Diss' second character, Literally A Dissertation On The Reasons Water Is Wet

FELIPE NO

Yeah, KOed folks don't get hurt by bad singing.

But on the flip side triggering someone's Wind for them is a Standard.

And Rufus ended up dying via failed death saves anyway.

Soooo, mixed bag.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I acknowledge being dropped by a single crit is kind of dumb, but in my defense I expected them to at least try to revive fallen allies instead of attempting to bully their way onto the Duck Throne.

How ya doing, buddy?

While I will concede that the lava fills less than half of the AQ20 space, I think you will find that standing near lava is also quite dangerous when you are literally a big shrub.

How ya doing, buddy?

Sort of want to give the lava hit points and make you fight it

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DESPITE MASSIVE FATALITIES MELANCHOLY OF PERFECTION HAS TRIUMPHED OVER EVERY CHALLENGE IN THEIR PATH

BUT CAN THEY STAND UP TO THEIR FIERCEST OPPONENT YET

A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF MAGMA

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, you always round down.

I would counter your argumentum ex lapidum by pointing out that lava is, essentially, just hot stones. You cannot fight stones by being stones, you can only be hot stones.

No John You Are The Lavas.

COMPROMISE: I will extend the inflammatory effect to an aura around you on account of you're such hot stones right now, I can't even

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Yeah, you can't be on fire twice. Which is why, next time, I have to remember to protect the lava with plumes of acid.

As far as dailies go I'm probably just going to scale them down to Encounter powers somehow after this battle, "powers you can have back after you rest" is a bad idea for a setting where HAHAHAHAHA YOU CAN NEVER REST.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Axelrod :shoryuken: Axelrod

Damage: 12 + 6 + 9 + 6 + 5 + 1 = 39.

Well, that's it for the Gren, and the odds of the Diggles killing Mamara before she wipes both of them out is statistically insignificant, so that fight's basically sorted.

Hawk, Skills, go ahead and pass me your new character ideas at your nearest convenience.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

So are you making dailies into encounters now or is that a new-characters-only deal?

Things were #404040! But now they're #704040! FOREVER!

FELIPE NO

Well I guess Skills is still trapped in some kind of technical miasma, but Hawkeye, do you have a character I can start working on?

Or, I mean, whoever, game's still open to anybody in the event Hawk is just super demoralized.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Weeks later: Skills still not finished moving, building currently on fire.

ANYBODY ELSE GOT SOMETHING

ANYBODY

ANYBODY AT ALL

JUST THROW YOUR IDEAS OUT THERE

Things were going so well.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright, got hold of Hawkeye and his new character is also currently on the backburner due to 1000 real-life things exploding. I guess as long as everyone else is content to wait a bit longer then so am I.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I AM EXCITED FOR POTENTIAL OOZE NEWS

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PS Hawkeye gon' be a Skeleton if he doesn't think of something

Actually let's just put this link in the thread so everybody can find it later: Acceptable Custom Races

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.