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 Member 1511 Level 18.37 Mar 2006 
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I could recite stuff from a long list of things I didn't like about the game, but the thing that killed the game for me was the awful, predictable plot and the way the characters developed ("OH GOD THERE IS THIS EVIL FIGURE THAT LOOKS LIKE MARIO EXCEPT IT IS MADE OUT OF DARK WATER! IT IS CALLED SHADOW MARIO AND WE CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND REGULAR MARIO." *fast forward* "OH NO IT TURNS OUT EVIL SHADOW MARIO IS ACTUALLY THE SON OF BOWSER! AND HE'S GOT A MAGIC PAINTBRUSH THINGY THAT ISN'T EVER EXPLAINED AT ALL.") These would be things that would remain in Mario games for years to come. Peach's disgusting ponytail and extremely ditzy voice... Bowser Jr.'s portrayal as Bowser's only son (what the hell happened to the koopalings?)... and BOWSER'S VOICE, DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN. I wanted to saw my Gamecube in half when I heard him for the first time. Why couldn't they have picked a cool-sounding voice actor for him instead of this hackish retard? It would have been awesome of them to get the kickass voice actor for Koopa in the SMB cartoon. After thinking that's what he sounded like for years, he finally speaks in a canonical game and he sounds like this crappy 30 year old man with a rice mill stuck in his throat and too much air in his cheeks. And the worst part is that we're now stuck with this shit as it first appeared in SMS, having to put up with Peach's ugly hairdo and ditzy giggles on top of having to listen to Bowser's lame voice actor spew completely underwhelming, forced roars in every single subsequent Mario game following SMS. I honestly miss the cool monster roar that was his voice before this bullshit. I miss Peach's attractive, long flowing hair...
Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by PsychoJosh; Jun 2, 2006 at 02:01 AM.
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Member 1511 Level 18.37 Mar 2006
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I'm not really that angry about the story, it's the trends that it created in the Mario series that rattle my windows.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1511 Level 18.37 Mar 2006
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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 1511 Level 18.37 Mar 2006
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Blech. Looks too hot on that island.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
PsychoJosh