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My dream handheld? Well...
You guys love your DSes, right? My dream handheld is basically a cute, tiny android girl personification of everyone's favorite little touch-and-rub game box. Ideally she can transform back and forth between her DS form and girl form, but one could play games on either. She'd be able to return any affection you had to give. I don't know if I'd actually play games on her or not but she'd be a truly beloved little companion in any scenario. Just don't let her near any stupid kids or sociopathic assholes who think breaking her might be cool. Without you, she'd be hopelessly lost. ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Of course. One could even name her, and each one at the store would look unique and different, coming in a variety of costume/"hair" colors.
I hope EBGames wouldn't have a store model of one of them, though... that would be super cruel. There's nowhere I can't reach. |