[Wii] (Wi)ideas for Wii games

I propose a game where you eat food, called "Wii Eating At Restaurants: CHAINS OF VIGILANCE 3: TACTICS". How it plays is you move the wiimote to impale the steak on your fork and motion it to your mouth. Tap A repeatedly to chew. Pick up the french fries on the other side of the plate with the nunchuk attachment; press Z to pick them up and motion them to your mouth.

Pressing B on the wiimote will cause you to put down your fork so you can grab your soda and take a sip, among other things... the levels range in difficulty, from fast food, to diner, to steakhouse and beyond. And if EA makes this game, you'll be sitting in actual name-brand restaurants like Taco Bell and Burger King and Denny's and Montana's. Yes.

As the levels get harder you will have to use some more movements and even STRATEGY in eating your meals, for example, cutting your steak with a fork and knife instead of just raising it to your mouth and biting off a piece. It will lower the mess you make and the princess will love you more by the time the date is over, as evidenced by improvements in the heart gauge to the right.

THE GOAL OF THE GAME is to eat meals as fast as you can and eventually save the magical princess who'll blow up the earth because a dragon is forcing her to. Levels end when either your "stomach capacity" or "nourishment" gauge is filled. The nourishment gauge is for extra points; depending on what you eat and what you order with it, as well as the rate of your eating and how you wanted it cooked, it will rise or fall. If you end a level with both gauges completely full you get tons of bonuses like a multiplayer mode where you stab people with forks and assault rifles in a canyon trying to capture the enemy flag.

You can also cook your own meals in your virtual house, trying to see what you can do to nourish and fill yourself. If you keep building your skill you get the super secret ending where you collect all seven chaos emeralds, prevent reality from being destroyed by the great demon Fukomaru, and kiss the lovely fairy Princess Itsuko.

Spoiler:

BUT THEN AT THE END IT ZOOMS IN ON THE PILE OF PHAZON AND A HAND WITH AN EYEBALL GROWS OUT OF AND LOOKS AT YOU AND GLOWS RED OR SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED IN WII EATING AT RESTAURANTS 2: SONNET OF MISERY: STEAK EATER

Yes, I know, I have made the best idea in the whole thread.

THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT MOSCOW

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Lukage

Was I supposed to laugh?

Fuck you. I like eating. :eyebrow:

There's nowhere I can't reach.