New Wii info

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

Maybe get them even smaller, so small you need to buy an additional Nintendo brand shrinking ray that'll shrink you down so you can put it in the slot.

If I had this I wouldn't buy a Nintendo console. This has so many more practical uses.

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Originally Posted by BurningRanger

The only disappointing thing is this no-online-games-for-half-a-year bullshit. I don't even care about online games that much. It's just a retarded move that only hurts them.

What's this "half-a-year" crap? By the time the Wii launches there'll only be 2-3 months remaining in the year, and "early 2007" could be as soon as January for all you know. It's not so far off.

I personally think Xbox Live is a perfect example of what a console's online service should entail. Rankings, Optimatch, ease of use, social encouragement... much better than the "friend codes" system.

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Originally Posted by Solis

Uhh, yeah, and what about the development time for the games?

Uh, they'd already be developing them and have them completed as soon as the start of next year? They DID say "early 2007", after all... I doubt very much that they meant anything past Q1.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Solis

Nintendo has made no statements as to when online games will be available for the console.

Well I'd like to keep an optimistic face about this and say that it's sooner than we think.

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What the hell is a blu-ray anyways? Is it like that blue thing I put in my toilet tank to keep it fresh and clean?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by avanent

Although, I figure you were just kidding.

I'm not. I really have no clue what's going on there.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?