[Wii] Smash Bros. Brawl

How I envisioned Wario's moveset:

B: Shoulder charge
Up+B: Jet hat Wario
Forward+B: Super head rush
Down+B: Butt stomp (if he falls far enough it becomes the super butt stomp)

Also, if he jumped against a ceiling and you held the jump button down, his hat would become the bull hat and he'd stick to the ceiling. His throws are from his games, of course. I think he'd be able to carry someone in one hand like Donkey Kong does, and you hold down B to charge up the throw, like in Wariolands 3 and 4. Another one is the piledriver, and of course, his advanced version of Mario's spinning throw in which he's also able to move around and decide where to throw his opponent.

Now that I think about, there's no real room for something ridiculous like him flicking boogers at people. He already has tons of regular fighting moves he can use.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I think team attacks would ruin the game. I seriously hope they don't do this.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

It's a stupid idea. No.

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Bowser Jr. is the main bad guy in Yoshi's Island, yes. But that game takes place in the past, so that was actually the original Bowser.

Seriously why the god is that dumb little bastard in this? I think he's just as bad a character as Petey Pirahna. It's a shame that Game and Watch had to leave. I thought he was interesting.

If Megaman is a "shoe-in", then so is Sonic and possibly other Sega characters. So, how many people are excited like me and eagerly awaiting the appearance of Sketch Turner?!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Dubble

I just had a HORRID thought. What if one of those 15-20 empty slots *DOES* go to Petey Pirahna. He's become fairly popular for some absurd reason and its not like he doesn't have a number of attacks given Sunshine and Partners In Time. That thought is actually very groan-worthy but I suppose it would be fun as hell (and just as absurd) to use Snake in totally taking him down. XD

Popular? Don't be ridiculous. I haven't seen such an unpopular character since the WB redesigned the Looney Tunes as stupid faux-anime characters. Maybe he's popular among the Nintendo staffers but to us he's just a super lame potbellied douche who should've remained in Sunshine and nothing else.

Seriously, man. SKETCH TURNER.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No he sucks ass and should never be seen again. He should've been sucked into the void of obscurity a long time ago; the one where Tatanga, the Koopalings and Captain Syrup reside (she'll emerge one day, I hope).

Originally Posted by LordRM

That's Baby Bowser.
Bowser Jr. first appeared in Sunshine.

Well... same design.

FELIPE NO

I liked Game and Watch too... I'm with you on those feelings about him getting the shaft. I mean, winning with him is amazingly satisfying and it's a shame to see him go because he's probably one of (if not the most) interesting characters in SSBM.

RRRIIIING~!

Originally Posted by shadowlink56

Baby Mario

Oh god, I don't believe this. Please don't tell me you actually want Baby fucking Mario to be in this.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Joe Wiewel

A lot of shit that proves I didn't read enough.

Okay, first of all, Space Pirates would've made a horrible choice. The characters that end up as playable in Smash Bros. should be limited to the MAIN CHARACTERS, and in no way should include just the plain regular enemies. Otherwise they'd just fill up the entire roster with stupid crap like Goombas, Chain Chomps, Rattatas, Waddle Dees and Octoroks. This is utterly retarded.

Also, if you read the thread you'd know that Cel-shaded Link is just a graphical swap of Young Link and will have all the same moves.

Zero Suit Samus isn't a selectable character; read her profile on the Smash Bros. website... for god's sake, do you even read ANYTHING? She's not a regular character addition. It states right there in that profile that under certain conditions, Samus will simply remove her power suit, rather than her being selectable. Also, that "lightsaber" thing isn't a sword, it's a whip, and it's just coming from her pistol.

How ya doing, buddy?

I really don't think Cel-shaded Link will offer anything that Young Link didn't, other than that lame little conducting wand of his, which doesn't exactly lend itself a great deal of potential to a game like this.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Mr. Game and Watch wasn't changed at all. He wouldn't be, either.

How ya doing, buddy?

Man I can't wait for the next update on this. I wanna see if Little Mac and Dedede made it in.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Free.User

Hot... but she has a case of cameltoe.

This is a bad thing?

Actually, I don't like Zero Suit Samus at all. I prefer Samus' appearance prior to Zero Mission. Now she looks all comic-booky and ugly; far inferior to how she looked before. I can't stand it. They touched her up so that she looks a little cuter and universally appealing in SSBB but I still don't like it. Let me show you...

Samus before Zero Mission:


Samus after Zero Mission:


Ugh. I just don't like the change, really.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by shadowlink56

Hopefully he's talking about Final Fantasy X Rikku and not Kingdom Hearts Rikku :biggrin:

Hopefully he's not fucking serious about Rikku at all, because she isn't attractive in any concievable way. *gags*

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Rayne

No more talking about Samus unless its urgently neccesary.

Samus is part of this game, and also a big point of discussion now that she has two forms in the game, so it isn't off topic at all. She was once lovely...

Originally Posted by Free.User

..... As if updating an html page with a few lines of text is SO MUCH FUCKING WORK.

Maybe he's not updating the site because he ran out of newsworthy things to post in the near future? Or maybe he wants to extend the waiting periods in between updates so that the content is fresh up to the game's release? No, these are PREPOSTEROUS suggestions, right?

Originally Posted by Free.User

Oh yeah, while I'm posting, does anyone have Nobuo Uematsu's phone number?

I used to, but I forgot it and I don't know why anyone would want it. I just called him with a snide comment berating his penis size and hung up. He's likely a bore to talk to.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Free.User

"Uematsu-san, Ohayoo Gozaimasu."
"Aa, Furi.Yuza-san, Ohayoo!"

Well I'm not a huge VG/anime nerd (not that you are) so I don't boast a knowledge of Tokyoese. I don't know why I'd ever wanna talk to him, I don't find his music THAT great.

"Hi Nobuo, what's up?"
"Smashu Buraza no Nippon no Wario wafuto disasta!"
"Oh really? How was that?"
"Tifa-tan"
"Jesus Christ, she got her entire FIST in there?!?!"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I keep forgetting that Snake's moronic cardboard box will be in this. What possible use does it have in a game like this?

The only thing I can think of is... well, in the video, Snake's box is in the background. So I think his box enables you to go in the background, which makes you completely invulnerable because the other characters can't interact with you. It's sort of like a really long dodge move.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I can't fathom Snake's moveset at all, for that matter. He's not in Alaska or the jungles of the Soviet Union anymore. He's dealing with people that have herculean strength, can shoot fireballs, jump inhumanly high, fire powerful beam weapons, copy his abilities, throw giant turnips and even swallow him whole.

What the hell kind of abilities can he possibly have (other than a super attack which, obviously, involves Metal Gear)? I mean, the only one I can think of is a Down+B move in which he sets C4, and it acts like a proximity mine, ruining the shit of any poor fool who walks over it... but I can't think of anything else.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Now that I think about it, the C4 would act more like a remote bomb. Press Down+B to set, Down+B again to detonate it. It does this in addition to acting like a proximity mine, but the explosion is larger when you detonate it and smaller when someone just walks into it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe he uses a combat knife, too.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Omnislash124

Claymores would render the proximity mines item useless.

How would they render them useless? There are tons of items that give the characters the special moves of other characters. The Screw Attack, for example, and the Homerun Bat... they don't render Ness' or Samus' attacks useless. How would this be any different?

Also, him firing a Stinger missile straight down is a ridiculously stupid idea. If it's an attack that fires ONLY DOWNWARDS, why the hell is it an UP+B move?

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Originally Posted by shadowlink56

No shit. I just wondered where this figure came from "all of a sudden".

In case you didn't know, I posted comparison pictures of her from her GBA games a few pages ago showing her old and new selves, page 31 I believe (unfortunately, my webspace appears to be screwing up). I prefer the sultry, pretty Samus of old rather than this comic-booky, silly looking tramp.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Omnislash124

The button combinations don't have to make sense. As long as it can get him vertical distance, it doesn't matter. Just like how you can make Fox's UP+B go down as an attack.

That's completely different. The direction Fox's attack goes in is entirely your choice, whereas this supposed stinger attack only would attack downwards. Using your logic, Snake's stinger attack would have to go in any direction. In any case I highly doubt that'll be his Up+B move.

Originally Posted by Acro-nym

Jigglypuff is an "it."

No, they have genders. White Jigglypuffs are male and pink ones are female. That's how I always pictured it.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by J-Man

[IMG]Derailed[/IMG]

Thanks for adding another stupid image macro to the posting trends of these forums, I guess.

Originally Posted by Dalkaen

And about new stages, what have you, it's possible that that an Akaneia stage will be included.

Yawn... wake me when they announce the Death Egg stage.

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How about Earthworm Jim? :lolsign:

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by shadowlink56

Quit threatening people Acer. Sheesh. Nobody likes ruling through fear.

Yeah, for serious.

And about Jim, I don't know if you guys heard, but he's making a comeback (albeit only for PSP thus far), and it seems the crew that worked on the original first two games are behind this. At least, that's what I heard.

Sigh, speculation's not as fun knowing the next update on the game won't be for quite some time, and we're left basically just repeating ourselves now.

I wonder if Nintendo is going to include any of the Japan-only characters like Starfy and Lip. I mean, wasn't it like that for Marth and Roy? I honestly had no idea what Fire Emblem even was before SSBM.

There's nowhere I can't reach.