What would your parents do...

1. That's a hard one to imagine, but I can tell you I would have no place to stay. I get booted for minor things, for short periods of time (usually). I'd probably not have a chance for redemption, either.

2. My father and stepmother would definitelly have a problem with that, but wouldn't say anything. My mother wouldn't care, same for my step-father. As long as they didn't have to see or hear about it, they wouldn't care.

3. When I told my parent's I was bi, they didn't believe it at first. It took them two years to actually realize I wasn't trying to get attention, and then I was condemned to Hell. Huzzah! They seem relatively passive with it at the moment, as long as there's nothing between us while they're around.

4. If I wanted to stay at their house, all I'd have to do is pay rent. However, Hell hath no fury like my mother hearing such nonesense. The lectures would never end from that side of the family until I attended.

5. Something else that's already happened... When I told my father I was practicing Druidism and Wicca, he procceded to burn all my books, bitch and whine at my mother, and then resent me... As long as I don't talk about it, I'm golden.

6. My father would probably turn me in, but who the Hell knows... Depending on the severity of the offense, he might actually help out.

I complain about him a lot, but he can actually be pretty awesome.

Jam it back in, in the dark.