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If I even bother to have breakfast, it's usually whatever deadly cereal is in the cupboard, with about half a kilo of sugar dumped on top and three drops of milk. Has to be exact, if an extra drop spills out, the cereal gets thrown out the window and I set fire to Kelloggs for dreaming up such disturbing cereal mascots. OH SO YOU'VE GOT A TOUCAN THAT GOES TO THE MOON IN SEARCH OF FRUIT LOOPS DESPITE HAVING SEVERAL BOXES OF IT IN THE SPACE SHIP?
Sometimes I have toast, which I barely even toast! Pretty exciting stuff! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Cereal is the most awesome thing to eat at like, 1AM! But corned beef for breakfast? =(
There's nowhere I can't reach. |