|
||
|
|
|||||||
| Welcome to the Exploding Garrmondo Weiner Interactive Swiss Army Penis. |
|
GFF is a community of gaming and music enthusiasts. We have a team of dedicated moderators, constant member-organized activities, and plenty of custom features, including our unique journal system. If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ or our GFWiki. You will have to register before you can post. Membership is completely free (and gets rid of the pesky advertisement unit underneath this message).
|
![]() |
|
|
Thread Tools |
I've always wanted to touch a detective. It'd be great! They'd be trying to look for clues, and I'd cop a feel of their foot. It would scare them, and I'd laugh. Maybe some soft drink would splurt out of my nose, too! Then it'd be like THE OCEAN when you're upside down in it. But touching this detective would probably result in jail, also the green bird guy might peck my face off, and I'd say "no no, green bird guy, I need my face to face things head on!"
But it'd be toooooo late. Thread closed. ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |