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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 
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You'd probably like Majora's Mask, Shin. It's surprisingly dark for a Nintendo game. The moon wants to join Link for a dinner party, but Link's all "no fat chicks". Being so far up, the moon fails to hear Link's reply, and ends up going to the dinner party, killing everyone in the process.
The moon pulls out, small children crushed together with cake and biscuits on its cheek. A single tear washes them away. Angry Sun from Mario 3 later discovers the moon hanging by the rings of Saturn.  Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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