HAY GUYS

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jun 1, 2009, 04:41 PM

- Blast Corps 2: Time To Get Fantastico for 360. Limited edition includes lifesize model of Thunderfist.
- F-Zero XXL for Wii, developed by Monster Games. Story mode has 297% more old man getting angry over bets of two million space credits at the bar. Hard butt rock version of Captain Falcon's theme to be played everywhere.
- Sony finally announces Lemmings 2 for PSP/PS3/PS2/Betamax. Includes depressed Lemming.
- D3 brings back the Simple 2000 series. I don't fucking care what platform, they bring it back.
- Earthworm Jim 4 revealed, 2D platformer. Launches next week alongside the new cartoon series.

These are all very reasonable expectations.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jun 1, 2009, 05:10 PM

Oh, this is insider knowledge! I'm the janitor of Rare's janitor. Hang on, gotta post it on Twitter.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jun 2, 2009, 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by Miles

Looking forward to Nintendo pulling sells numbers out of its ass and announcing a direct port of a 10 year old game tomorrow.

Pilotwings 64? Wait, that's more than 10 years old. You've ruined E3, Miles!

Apparently this is supposed to be Subpar Mazza Bros. Wii if you zoom in and up the contrast and dance around.

Fuck yes video games are cool!! (To play!!!!!!!!!

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This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jun 3, 2009, 03:17 PM

Look at all these fucking video games!!! (

) None of these are no good video games to fucking video game with because I dislike COMPANY which I have not the fuck. HARDCORE casual grandmas ARKANOID.

This E3 is worse than a ham sandwich that has been dropped into the sand pit. The Internet will feel my text for certain.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jun 3, 2009, 03:22 PM

WHAT A SCOOP! =O This further fuels speculation about everything!

I was speaking idiomatically.