The success of failure of this game for me will hinge on whether you are able to play as Shredder and rip chunks out of that annoying April bitch in her stupid-ass yellow jump suit. It being a Nintendo game though I'm guessing we won't be seeing much in the way of red pixel spray in this one. 
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That episode of the original cartoon series where Shredder sliced April open and ate her intestines with some turtle soup was so awesome. Then when he started laughing with his hands on his hips despite sitting down and caught the attention of Gargamel who was also laughing at his Smurf lunch, leaking their little legs out of his nose because he was trying to hold his joy in but couldn't quite do it. Then they gave each other handjobs on a boat.
Fuck.
They don't make them like they used to.
Also this game is already doomed because it's by Ubisoft for a Nintendo system.
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