[Wii] Nintendo E3 Conference NOBODY GOES

If there isn't a new Pilotwings game then Nintendo will have wasted a car trip. People will demand a new Pilotwings at the start of the conference.

"Hello everyon-"
"NEW PILOTWINGS?"
"No here are some sales charts"

Everyone laughs. Everyone instantly leaves.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ahahahaha that was the worst conference ever. Not even Sony's 2006 shitfest was this bad. I'm going to sue Nintendo for boring me to death.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh well, one good thing's come from this. Rhythm Tengoku DS is getting a US release as Rhythm Heaven.

Other junk here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nintendo's changed a fair bit from their NES days of censoring everything, it'd be up to Rockstar if they wanted to include blood/swearing/nudity/drugs/pancakes whatever or not. DS already has the likes of Resident Evil, Mortal Wombat, Dead 'N' Furious, Dementium blah blah blah.

Although as much as I love GTA, I just can't get excited about the idea of playing it on the DS. It was bad enough on the PSP. It's one of those games that doesn't really suit the portable world.

Unless they turn it into a Tetris game or something where you drop dick blocks into cunt blocks to try and score maximum points, then some old guy yells about lawn bowls on the touch screen non-stop while all these cannons shoot out clowns on the top screen and the cartridge heats the DS up so much that battery acid leaks all over your hands. That'd be awesome.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by surasshu

Okay, no offense, I love you and all, but you did this all wrong. It should be more like this:

Rhythm Tengoku DS is getting a US release as Rhythm Heaven.

Yeah, you'll have to forgive me. It was very exciting, but it was also four o'clock in the morning. The sleep was taking over!

But <3 <3 !! Now they just need to bring over Band Brothers DX while they're at it!

I was speaking idiomatically.