I used to catch Greyhound buses all the time to see my mates in Queensland, they'd always do a midnight stop at a petrol station with a gigantic prawn on top. Everyone would stumble off and eat shithouse bacon and eggs or something. QLD is full of gigantic novelty things, you see! Big prawns, big pineapples... big... um. Oh. That's it.
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I've done long distance by Greyhound as a teenager.
It is no fun. It takes minimally 3 times longer to get where you want to go by bus. It's usually crowded, smelly, and cramped.
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Pretty much! Also you're fucked if you get a window seat and need to go piss, because like 98.6% of the time the person sitting next to you will be essentially dead, and pushing aside corpses can be tricky. Don't wanna wake them into zombie form!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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