But I gots to get PAID, nigga.

Does work for the dole count?

The best one was where a bunch of us shoveled used needles, shit/blood stained undies and other exciting surprises out a giant mountain of dirt and mystery growth that hadn't been touched for about thirty billion years and never saw the light of day. It smelt like an army of toilets, was hard to tell what exactly you were sinking into it and was alive with sand flies! I'm not really sure what their plan was, probably to build some kids play area on it or something. I died several times over all for a whopping two hundred and twenty bucks a week, forty more than I would have gotten for doing absolutely nothing.

BUT IT WAS MY FORTY!

Jam it back in, in the dark.