[Wii] Mario Kart Wii - EU/AU get it first! WE HAVE NO GENITALS.

PAL regions get this first because they have to quickly fuck over the Freeloader to prevent 'dem scum playin' dat Smashing Sister Fightin' game. :] Aside from having one of the shittiest box arts I've ever seen (more like Mario Fart lol do you get it they're racing in the air which is made up of their farts lolololololol I replaced one word with another here comes 1992), this should be pretty rad. DK flailing about on a pissy little motorbike like a clown = yes.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Infernal's fiend code for Marieo Cart Wee

1762-3017-3279

Pretty decent game, the graphics hurt my eyes with their weird.. soft.. lighting.. bullshit but hey. Donkey Kong makes the BEST NOISES EVER.

EVER.

Edit: Oh my God, seriously. DK's noises. It's worth playing the game just for this. I haven't laughed at a game so much in years. Fuck. My lungs. I almost DIED tonight.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So this has turned out to be pretty much my favorite Marieo Cart game since Marieo Cart 65. Single player is still complete bullshit (another game for OP's cheating AI thread!) but all the new tracks (aside from 'Toad's Fucking Stupid Fuckface Factory for Faggots Like Toad') are REALLY good. Koopa Cape and Maple Treeway hooooly shiiiit. The extremely basic trick system is fun, too. Especially as DK, on a motor bike. Because he does a handstand while sounding like he's in the middle of a mental breakdown.

Online's handled a lot better than the garbage heap that was Marieo Cart PSP, but there's still that typical Nintendo charm of being booted out of a match mere seconds before it's about to begin, so you've gotta begin the waiting process allll ooovver aaaagaaaaain.

You don't need any skill at all for online, it's hilarious. Coming last place means shit all, as the game will hurl the most overpowered items your way non-stop and you'll suddenly find yourself in first place in the blink of an eye. Serious business people will probably get pissed off at this. The selection of battle mode maps includes my favorite one from the SNES and N64, so ummmffffffffffoooh yeah chugga bur wur. I'm yet to try the Wii Wheel, because I'm no good with quick motion controls, but the Classic Controller is nice~

Graphics? Rubbish. Music? Mostly rubbish (there's a pretty unexpected awesome song that plays during Moo Moo Meadows). 0/10 overall, buy Space Station Silicon Valley instead.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've added you all. But my intranets are capped at the moment (LOL AUSTRALIA), so it's like playing online with half a 33k modem coated with shit in outta space until the start of next month.

Which is two days away I think!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

<3 <3

I only just found out about that myself yesterday.

Originally Posted by Chaotic

I ended up unlocking Funky last night, so I gotta try him. Daisy is next on my list.

I target Funky Kong players for lol, that'll teach him to make a plane out of a barrel. >=(

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's better to just completely ignore your points~ They're pointless (apparently they're supposed to match you up with players that have roughly the same amount but this never works) so don't let them frustrate you. You eventually get to the stage where a massive chunk are taken off even if you come forth in a twelve player race.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Pretty much, he was damn lucky he'd jumped off a slope at the time.

Freelance: wots ur fiend cooode? =o
I should hopefully be on for a fair chunk of time tomorrow, so see some of you suckers there I guess.

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Added!

I joined a race with Identity Crisis and Kairyu this arvo. Pro tip: Don't play Mario Kart with a dog jumping all over your crotch.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

ATTN BWOOP BWOOP

I have yet another new Wii (you know how the saying goes.. SIXTH TIME'S THE FUCKING CHARM), so I have a new fiend code. I've already added everyone on the Wiki, so if you could delete my old number from your list and add this one;

3909-8459-4297

That's be awesome! Oh, and could someone please change it on the Wiki? Arsed if I can remember my account details for that. Cheers~

P.S: Nintendo being the retards they are, you can't even transfer your MK save data to an SD card. BACK TO BEATING THOSE HORRIFIC 150CC CUPS AGAIN!

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Originally Posted by BigCN401

Well someone beat me to it but I'll re-add you to my list. BTW what happen that you have to replace your Wii?
Yeah, it's the most retarted thing ever... but if you have the Wii version of Zelda: Twilight Princess, a TP savegame hack, and Wii Savegame Extractor you could had "backup" your MKWii savegame (and/or any other "protected" savegame) and then "install" it to your new Wii... >_>

Thank goodness for homebrew apps.

A freakish string of faulty Wii's. From disc drive problems to systems crashing upon boot-up. I'm very lucky. =)

Ooooh that homebrew dealy sounds pretty rad!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

50cc is for pansies. Are you a bad enough dude for 150cc?? >=(

How ya doing, buddy?

Nintendo penalized you for being too much of a bad dude.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?