[Multiplatform] Golden Axe: Beast Rider (PS2 Altered Beast all over again?)

I had to make a risky, tabloid style scandal thread title to grab the attention of all (no matches found) people who were aware Altered Beast even existed on PS2 and aaaaaaaa

This was actually announced a very long time ago, before the original Golden Axe game, even. "We'll make Golden Axe: Beast Rider for 360 and PS3 one day, in the future" Secret Level said, right as their boss, Mr. Slate fired them from the quarry. "You'll regret this Slate, they'll be time machines... they'll be time machines". Actually it was somewhere around 2005, then it kind of dropped off the planet. "Until now..."

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Play magazine has revealed new details. The game will feature the return of Tyris Flare, the female amazon warrior from the first installments of the series. With a heavy focus on riding beasts, it will target a mature public since dismemberments, decapitations and nudity will be present.

Oh ah, nudity, how edgy! And according to the developers website, she's already made the cover of a magazine called Girls of Gaming. Why does such a magazine exist in the first place? Is Jill of the Jungle in one of the issues? How about the Giana Sisters? Phwoah! So you essentially hack into goons and ride goon mobiles all day. That could be a winner! Bit like the original, except lacking the main dude, and the dwarf, and.. wait. The freaks that stole your magic better make a return, and hopefully you can decapitate them, then dance in front of their remains, naked, while riding a beast. Because that's what the game seems to promise me!

The screens don't look too exciting, but I'll keep an eye on it. The other one's on Superstar Tennis. Due out.. er, sometime this year apparently! There's no way it can be as shitbox as the Golden Axe featured in Sega Classics Collection, right? RIGHT?!

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I dunno, Sega's been pretty range of excited faces with its new old new games this generation. There are the 'I just found $50 on the floor at Woolworths as I was waiting in line to purchase a mud cake that was reduced in price!' stuff like Sega Rally Revo and After Burner: Black Falcon Punch. Then there's the 'I just found a $20 note on the food court floor that's almost ripped in two but with a bit of tape it'll be good as new!' games like NiGHTS JoD and Bass Fishing (from the looks of it, anyway).

Then of course there's the 'I just found a fifty cent piece in the urinal and got stabbed in the leg with a needle filled with blood when I went to pick it up' gems such as Alien Syndrome for Wii and PSP.

WHERE WILL GOLDEN AXE GOOOOOO.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by evilboris

Speaking of Megaman, I want Megaman Legends 3 or at least a Tron Bonne hentai game. Fuck you Capcom.

Oh, but Capcom heard the cry from fans. They made a new Megaman Legends game just recently!



For mobile phones.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.