HAY GUYS

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Dec 15, 2007, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by The boss of Square-Enix, like, last week

There's a misconception that we rely only on Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest, while these titles only make half of our business. It's just that people keep asking for new installments.

Who the fuck asked for this then?

"Do you know what'd be cool Yoichi Wada? A sequel to Final Fantasy IV! That would be SO COOL even COOLER than Final Fantasy X-2: THE REVENGE"
"We'll get right on it! For mobile phones"
"No Yoichi Wada I want it on a gaming machine!"
"Who said anything about it being A GAME?"
"Oh Yoichi Wada, hahahhahaha"

*Still frame, credits roll*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Dec 15, 2007, 06:19 PM

Often? Well yeah, that's because it's an exciting storyline all the time! NON-STOP. It is like a record borgy, right round round round.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Dec 15, 2007, 07:52 PM

Damn right it would have been better with a little moon exploring, perhaps a moon monster and some moon people who (moon)walk back and forth all day long outside their moon houses in a moon town. On the MOON.

I hope S-E's next RPG is set on the moon. I hope it's a Rad Racer game. That's the best kind of RPG.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Dec 16, 2007, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Also, please name me a single cell phone game with a rich storyline that isn't just random jap filler. Oh yeah, you can't do it, because it doesn't exist. It's never existed, and it won't in the immediate future.

Eh, mobile phone gaming is bloody huge in Japan. DS/breathing style huge. Just because the things are an absolute nightmare to try and play on doesn't stop them. There's a shit load of story heavy adventure games on them. I have no doubt some wallies have put some exclusive RPGs on mobiles with the same tired storylines and heart-wrenching plot twists over there to rival any of the rubbish we get in big budget console games!

"No way! The main characters best friend turned out to be a bad guy! This is perhaps the most shocking thing to happen to my feelings while on the train.. today!"

Originally Posted by Dark Nation

RAD RACER: LUNA LAPS

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