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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 
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Eidos: We'll give you lots of money to slow your already bloated with shit website down to a crawl with themed advertising!
GameSpot: It's a deal! Eidos: Also here's the final version of our latest game, we see you've already given it blowjobs with glowing previews as usual because apparently every single game ever gets a good preview on GameSpot, time for the review! GameSpot: We'll give it to Jeff! Jeff, make sure you give it a good review! You know how it goes, we bog down computers with horrific full screen Flash adverts, give said game a great score, life goes on. Jeff: NO. I AM A REBEL TODAY. GameSpot: But Jeff! Jeff: AUUHGHUGUHAUHAUHAHUA GameSpot: Fine we'll just give it to another reviewer. Jeff: Not if I type up a review real quick and submit! GameSpot: DON'T YOU DO IT JEFF. Jeff: I'M GONNA BE A HERO ON GARBAGE FORUMS LIKE NEOGAF. IT'LL BE WORTH IT. *GameSpot boss and Jeff both slowly waddle towards the giant red 'submit review' button on wall* How ya doing, buddy? |
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