HAY GUYS

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Oct 19, 2007, 12:14 PM

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SEGA Europe Ltd. and SEGA of America, Inc. today announced SEGA Superstars(tm) Tennis, a game that brings together some of the most treasured and well known characters from the SEGA universe, in some of the most unusual courts and outrageous settings ever imagined. Developed by Sumo Digital Ltd., SEGA Superstars Tennis will be released onthe Sony PlayStation® 3 computer entertainment system, Sony PlayStation 2, the Xbox 360(tm) video game and entertainment system from Microsoft, and Nintendo Wii and DS, all hitting shelves early in 2008.

SEGA Superstars Tennis has over 15 playable SEGA idols including Sonic the Hedgehog, AiAi from Super Monkeyball fame, Ulala of Space Channel 5 and Amigo from Samba De Amigo. In addition to their own unique attributes, each character will also come equipped with their own superstar tennis skills, putting a whole new spin on each match played!

Exhibition mode offers the chance to challenge Sonic, or the character or your choice, to a match on one of many courts, including Sonic's home court of Green Hill Zone, or Amigo's Carnival Park court. Wherever you play there will be a host of SEGA celebrities cheering you on from courtside and by partaking in crazy doubles matches with your choice of partner, you could end up playing against some pretty unusual couples! Prove your SEGA hero is the shining star of SEGA Superstars Tennis by collecting silverware in the Tournament Mode. There will also be the opportunity to unlock a host of exciting extras which will be announced in the near future!

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Prove your SEGA hero is the shining star of SEGA Superstars Tennis by collecting silverware

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collecting silverware

I've always wanted to collect knives and forks in a tennis game! So yeah, every system except poor PSP and Atari Lynx. Only the PS3 and 360 versions will have online gameplay, making the others smell a bit. Sumo Digital is a pretty awesome choice of developer, they handled the amazing Outrun 2 Xbox port, along with the recent Virtua Tennis games! ALSO A SUDOKU GAME BLAM BLAM. This could be funtastic. I'm hoping for some more older, obscure Sega characters to pop up (Alex Kidd, Opa-Opa!) but they'll probably just shove Shadow and Marine in there. "Hey mates struth fuck whoa apples" *Everyone leaves*

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Oct 19, 2007, 10:38 PM

I'm amazed that the DS still hasn't gotten a good tennis game after being on the market for what, three years. ;_;

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Oct 19, 2007, 10:58 PM

But it wouldn't be a Sega 'superstar' game without Sonic! Remember, he's been in blockbuster smash hit games like Sonic 360, Sonic Riders, Sonic Heroes, Sonic 3D, Sonic Rivals, Sonic.. oh fuck! Actually now that I think about this, there needs to be a House of the Dead court where you can knock down zombies shuffling around the joint in search of the bathroom.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jan 5, 2008, 02:09 PM

Why isn't Beat cel shaded? A bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the prime minister! In Sumo Digital we trust! :3

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jan 6, 2008, 11:29 AM

That's pretty good to know, I've never heard of this so called prince of tennis, but I'd like to meet him one day. For brunch, if possible.

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I think it looks like crap and probably will play as such.

Doubtful considering tennis games are the one thing Sega's still great at, but who knows, maybe Sonic's diarrhea power can drag this down as well.

Smaaaaall box

I was speaking idiomatically.

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jan 6, 2008, 06:21 PM

Sitting out in the parking lot with Wonderboy, Ristar, Opa-Opa and Psycho Fox.

Most amazing jew boots

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Jan 18, 2008, 09:29 AM

HOLY SHIT ALEX KIDD IS IN IT =D

This just went from a oooooaaauuuugh purchase to a DAY ONE. I hope there's also an Alex Kidd themed stage, maybe one with blocks to smash, and one of them has death in it, and he chases you about the screen. THEN A HELICOPTER.

FELIPE NO

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Feb 16, 2008, 12:39 AM

Oh no my Serious Bus Mess entry! Oh well I'll just repost stuff in here, but my initial keyboard mashing with erection excitement cannot be cloned!

ALEX KIDD AND GOLDEN AXE DWARF

No screens of the Space Harrier bit have surfaced yet, and apparently there's an entire army of mini-games (EIGHTY?!) that have yet to be revealed! I assume by eighty they mean.. eighty based on a select few themes.. but.. still.. eighty!

And some screens of the DS version while I'm at it. Like the 360/PS3, this one's also online. Only Wii and PS2 miss out on that.

AUUUUGH

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Infernal Monkey · Local time: Apr 8, 2008, 01:00 AM

So this is good? =) I'm waiting for the 360 version to drop in price a bit, because no matter how many 'it's cool okay' erections I may have for Alex Kidd, I'm not paying $100 for a sports game. >=( The PS2 version comes with a free controller here, it looks like it was made from dead camels or something.

I like how they called him Alex the Kid in the IGN review. Nobody plays games at IGN. Go back to reviewing horses arses IGN.

Yeah.

That's right.

I went there.

Jam it back in, in the dark.