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A toy is not that important people. If it means that much to you, then I feel sorry for you. I think the way society today has become completely dependant and reliant on gadgets and technologies like cell phones is what angers me most, because the line camping for the tickle-me elmos never annoyed me.
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Well it should! Phones are alot more useful than a bunch of garbage bin lids stuck together with red fuzz that makes distorted demon noises when you touch them. You can't talk to your mates with that! Buying it for little Timmy's happy Christmas? Stuff little Timmy, he should be playing with a G.I Joe anyway.
Buying rubbish before other people is awesome, you can be all "I'M AWESOME, LOOK AT THIS THING" and everyone will be so impressed that they'll shit their pants eight times in a furious rage of rubbish lust. I'm sure you saw the bits on the news where Joe GasStation and friends ran out of the iPod shop with their iPhones and were treated like iRockstars by the crowd that had formed just to watch people purchase something. When I waited an hour and a half to buy my Wii on launch day, I was like "HAHA VIDEO GAMES", the six o'clock news teams and the traffic report helicopter surrounded me and I became a celebrity. Now I live in the second 'O' in the HOLLYWOOD sign and do bubble bath commercials. All because I waited in a line to give someone some money.
School? Jobs? Meetings? Pffft.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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