NEIGHBOOOOURS
My neighbours? Woman to the leeeeeft is a call girl. Her place has been broken into three times in the space of six months. She also has cats. Very INTERESTING. People to the right? Shruggin' mah shoulders. Their car burst into flames one night, that's about all I know. They can officially be the Car Fire family. Directly across the road is a pretty nice old couple, I collect their mail and stuff for them whenever they're away. And they seem to be away a lot! Next to them is a bunch of wankers that steal from the donation bins down the road every weekend to go try and sell what they can at the markets. They also own a truck that's been the cause of two accidents because they refuse to park it in their own driveway, instead leaving it parked on the blind corner so people can slam into it for lol.
There's a fairly mental lady a few houses down, she always calls out for Sam (my dog) when she passes our house. If Sam happens to be out the front she'll start yelling some more, fuck I can never understand what she's going on about most of the time. Almost across the road-ish from her is some mystery rubbish dump house that druggies get sent to. I don't think the lawn has been mowed. Since the dawn of time.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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