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Quote:
"We got the definition from a Chinese-English dictionary. We've been using the dictionary for 10 years. Maybe the dictionary was updated, but we probably didn't follow suit"
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"Hey boss I just bought a real Chinese-English dictionary, it's better than that one you completely made up all those years ago"
"There'll be a new version of YOU if you don't shut up and get back to work, making couches"
"What does that even mean?"
"IT MEANS MAKE COUCHES"
"But the dictionary is
right here, it'll take like a second to chuck out the old one and use this"
"WE COULD MAKE EIGHT THOUSAND COUCHES IN THAT ONE SECOND"
"But we haven't sold a single one in ten years!"
"THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE WASTING TIME NOT MAKING COUCHES, YOU'RE FIRED"
"Finally"
Jam it back in, in the dark.