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| View Poll Results: So what do you do first with your game? | |||
| I play the game first |
  
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16 | 34.78% |
| Read the instruction manual! |
  
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16 | 34.78% |
| I only consult the IM when I need help or reference. |
  
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14 | 30.43% |
| Voters: 46. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 
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I used to, but yeah, since most games now force some sort of training mode on you, I don't bother.
"Jiggy Joe USAFlag, here's your new mission" "I have to press X to jump? That's my mission?" "Yes, then you must shoot three cans and crawl through a ditch full of snapping turtles, press the select button to skip" "To skip what?" "This training" "Okay" "NO YOU CAN'T. IT'S YOUR FIRST TIME. YOU HAVE TO DO IT" "But I've worked here for twenty years" "YOU WANT A FUCKIN' GAME OVER? GET OUT THERE AND PRESS X" And the majority of manuals are boring black and white garbage dumps anyway. Every now and then a publisher will slip in the extra few bucks and press the colour button on their printer, and maybe put in some nice artwork. Oddly enough, every badly translated budget game that 505 GameStreet spew out comes with a really nice manual. Full of Engrish. That doesn't help at all. But you get tits and stuff. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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