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Level 45.57
Feb 2006
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Jan 13, 2007, 10:45 PM
Local time: Jan 14, 2007, 01:45 PM
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A new pair of shoes. My current ones have sort of broken in half so they flop around like thongs. Decent enough for walkin', not for fancy walkin'. Also these shoes have to print money, enable me to fly, create Lego blocks at random and be roughly three times bigger than the known universe, as to not piss off the much larger unknown universe on an episode of Jerry Springer. I wouldn't want him to repeat "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" over and over, I'd get a headache! Maybe these shoes should also make aspirins. And dinner. Not aspirins for dinner though, like, actual dinner. Consisting of food. Unless the unknown universe is over that night, then it'd be an aspirin meal. But he wouldn't even fit in the house. What a situation!
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Infernal Monkey