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Seems Nintendo made the effort of making their PAL VC games full screen, but Sega hasn't. Mega Drive games run just like they used to with the big ol' borders of doom. Go Sega! And you'll get TG-16 games on your service, Conan. It's only Australia and New Zealand that miss out on the awesome.
I checked my Freeloader box, couldn't see a number anywhere on it and I don't know where the hell the manual's gone. So I set my GC back up and chucked the disc in. It's version 1.04b. Guess that's the FAILURE version. ![]() Most amazing jew boots |
I'm having some weird problems with my pointer (on both controllers) in the Wii's main menu screens, also during Wii Play. It's not moving smoothly at all, it'll sort of lag across and twisting the hand icon causes it to leap all over the place. I've tried messing with the sensitivity options, but that doesn't help. The sensor bar's not blocked or anything. I've tried resynching the controller, doesn't do anything. I'm not sitting too close or too far away. There's no super bright lights that could mess up the sensor. It works fine in Zelda, Rayman and Monkey Ball. I have no idea what's up. It was worse yesterday, to the point where I was forced to use the Classic Controller to navigate the menu. I really fucking hope I don't need to return this to Nintendo Australia, I'll probably never see it again. I'll try setting it up in another room tomorrow or something, see if it's still demented.
![]() Aside from my usual drama with Nintendo launch hardware, this is a pretty brilliant piece of TINY. Wii Sports turned out to be a bajillion times more entertaining than I thought, boxing is bloody hilarious in two player. Especially when the victory music kicks in. BOOP BOOP BUP BOOP BOOP. Bowling is the game of nightmares as I keep spinning the ball to the right NO MATTER WHAT and my right handed friend kept spinning it to the left. But it's still fun throwing the ball into another lane. :] Wii Play is extremely simplistic, but this is pretty common knowledge so I've just wasted a sentence! Cow Racing for example, only has the one track. Each of the games is designed to test a different motion, basically. From aiming in Target Shooting (which stars the Duck Hunt ducks every now and then!) to full 3D movement of the controller in Fishing. And although simple, most of the games have good replay value. It's nice to just sit back and play some Laser Hockey or whatever. Ping Pong and Tanks are addictiiiiive. Monkey Ball is honestly, frustrating beyond belief. So many times I'm playing it and just wanting normal control via the joystick. ;_; Most of the mini games are pretty awkward and too complex for their own good, too. Rayman however is gooooold. The boss levels are like Time Crisis/Virtua Cop, very cool stuff. The Rabbids so need their own game next time. I'm loving the Virtual Console. Especially now that it's been discovered that Australia and NZ can simply change their console region to the UK and that'll log on to their Shopping Channel. The points transfer across and everything! So we can get TG-16 games afterall! =) CANNOT WAIT until I track down another points card tomorrow and finally be able to play Bonk's Adventure. GUNSTAR HEROES is also headed to the VC next week (America and PAL regions). And ALIEN CRUUUSH. <3 ![]() Oh yeah there's some game called Zelda. That's been consuming my entire weekend. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Oh, it's good to know I'm not alone with this. :] Firmware update plz Nintendo. I'm sorta getting used to it, still horribly annoying though. It still jitters and craps up when I moved the system into the lounge room today, doesn't matter where I stand, so it's gotta be the Wii itself. I rang Nintendo Australia for lol and was told I'd have to pay $60 or something to ship it and wait six to eight weeks for them just to look at it. Great service they have. Fuck that.
In pants expanding news I took advantage of the whole region changing thing to grab TG-16 games. Downloaded Bonk's Adventure and Bomberman '93. SO AWESOME. First time I've ever played anything from the system before. They also had Star Soldier, Dungeon Explorer and Victory Run. Are any of these games worth it guys? =o What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Yeah, I've tried that. No changes though. =o After a bit of Google'ing'ing the depths of other (terrible) forums, there's a few others with this same lagging, glitchy pointer issue and it seems it might have been caused from the second firmware update. Because I know mine was working smoothly when I turned it on for the first time. ;_;
I'll just wait it out. The games play fine (except Wii Play), so I'll see if they fix it in the next update which shoooould be December 20th because that's when the weather channel rolls out. FELIPE NO |
I think the second update was for some screen burn in reduction or something. =o
Anyway hey, my camera's terrible and Photobucket made it even worse, but this is what it's like trying to navigate the menu. No matter where I stand, where the sensor bar is, or where the Wii itself is in the house. It can either get worse than this or slightly better at random! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I'd get a replacement from the store, but I was a stupid cunt and bought VC games which are only linked to the console itself, so I'd lose those and have wasted money on the cards. Duuuunno, duuuunno, the joys of launch hardware. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Oh man I'm having endless drama with the Wii. The problem's just getting worse somehow in the menu, and Wii Play is now completely unplayable. The store won't give me an exchange or a refund, telling me it's up to Nintendo.
Nintendo Australia will charge me for postage, and their fee to look at it (even if they actually discover it's fucked, I have to pay them). So there's about another $90 there. Not only that but they don't refund Wii Points if a new machine is sent back unlike America. That's $60 gone there. This is fucking stupid and I'm pretty sure something or everything here is illegal. What the hell is the point of a warranty then. I need to get our drunk consumer affairs into exciting drunk action. $400 wasted? Seems so! How ya doing, buddy? |
Yeah, I tried that just the other day. Copied my saves onto an SD card before I did it though.
It didn't fix anything. ;_;This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Anyway, I'll keep at it until I get JUSTICE. ![]() I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
An American Wii works out at roughly $320 AUD, so with that $50 shipping on top, you're saving like a whopping $30.
Dunno, maybe you should wait and see what Datel get up to with the Wii Freeloader first. Then you could buy the system here and import the games. Although I'm so bitter towards Nintendo Australia at the moment I can't recommend buying anything Nintendo related locally. :] ![]() I was speaking idiomatically. |
Infernal ZOOMIN' AWWN IN for a second.
The weather channel is avaliable (here, at least!) You guys should check or something. It's pretty nice. When you hover over somewhere with evil lightning bolts it even makes thunder noises and the controller shakes. WOW MEGA INNOVATION! You're able to check out the next five days of weather, and stuff. The maps are provided by NASA, serious business. But I was hoping it'd fix my fuck up from the last firmware, it didn't! What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Fun fact, CVG is a British website. So this is likely true. For PAL regions. Don't flip out just yet! Also I've been in touch with the department of fair trading, Nintendo either replaces/fixes my machine or gets fined. Man, I've dealt with dodgy weirdo no-name companies about warranty related stuff that were nicer than bloody Nintendo. It's going to be ages before anything happens though (holiday season and all that), so I'm stuck with this faulty shit box. =) FELIPE NO |
It's terrible that you guys missed out on Wario Ware Twisted and Metroid Pinball.
They even released them here for crying out loud! Well, at least they've picked up both Kororinpa and Wing Island to be released in February and March~![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() BIRDS IN PLANES, WHAT IS THIS INSANITY! What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Pretty sure I read somewhere on the internet that they'd kicked production up a notch with their spice weasel, but who knows. It can't be that hard, they just have to melt down Atari 2600's and TV remotes. This is the first console since forever to get a proper 'simultaneous' worldwide launch though. Some stores here still haven't recieved anymore units since launch!
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Hey guys, just noticed this in the back of the Gottlieb Pinball Classics manual. Excuse all the dirt and shit that showed up while scanning. :]
![]() I APPROVE of remade games with sort of updated graphics! How ya doing, buddy? |
Sup PAL, there's a new update. Version 2.1E. You'll have to do a manual update via the system setttings thing-a-ma-jig, no fancy message this time! I uh, have no bloody idea what it does though.. because it SURE DIDN'T FIX MY POINTER. >=(
How ya doing, buddy? |
The News Channel is up for ALL REGIONS. Go go go! It's pretty nifty. Local news, international, technology, stuff. There's even pictures to go with the text sometimes, WOW take that 1950's society! The little cat from the Photo Channel also makes a return. =)
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Dunno what the stock situation's like at my local one at the moment though. Pretty tempted to get one for Mario Kart 64. ;_;
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Whatwhatwhat. There's apparently a new channel avaliable to download. =o
Screens from GoNintendo. What a bag of mystery. I can't download this at the moment because I'm just on the internet for another eight or five seconds. Have a try! Successed! What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Cloud from FFVII would still somehow win if that question popped up.
FELIPE NO |
Haven't tried the others yet. You have to be REALLY quick when swapping, like Clark Kent in the phone booth.What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Yeah but it saved me $30 for a new Freeloader so
but Nintendo will probably fix it in the next firmware update because they're shit. Spoiler:
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
- Asterix & Obelix XXL - Butt Ugly Martians: Zoom or Doom - Cocoto Funfair (more like unfunfair) - Cocoto Kart Racer - Cocoto Platform Jumper - Conan: The Dark Axe - Doshin the Giant - Gadget Racers (this made it to America via PS2, it's a half arsed toy car racer/adventure game) - International Superstar Soccer 2 - International Superstar Soccer 3 - Largo Winch: Empire Under Threat (hilariously awful ahoy!) - MaxPlay Classic Games Volume 1 (unlicensed game containing rip off versions of Asteroids, Centipede and stuff like that. I bought this cheap years back and the GC didn't even recognize the disc, quality!) - Neighbours from Hell (?) - UEFA Champions League 2004-2005 - V-Rally 3 Look at all that excitement! Whoa!
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Floggin' all this info from GAF. Cing (Another Code, Hotel Dusk), MMV (Harvest Moon, Rune Factory) and TownFactory (?) are teaming up for a new Wii game called Project O. Interesting scan ahoy.
![]() Yeah fuck Ruliweb! Woo! Fuck!
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Mar 7, 2007 at 08:28 AM.
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That frisbee controller is so much cooler than the Wii remote. Oh hey, New Mario Galaxy screens. :]
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Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Mar 8, 2007 at 08:06 PM.
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