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 Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 |
FLUDD should have been called FUCK and shot blood instead of water in Super Mario Sunshine. Which would be renamed to Super Mario X-Treme Beach Violence. Also, Peach would get covered in paint and raped by those palm tree freaks while Yoshi does absurd things with his tounge. The only hardcore thing you could do in the game was steal pineapples from the market. Palm tree freaks were probably too confused to know what's going on.
Oh Nintendo, why am I not in charge or your childish company? I would do excellent things.  Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Apr 24, 2006 at 05:38 AM.
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Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 |
 This is virtually the only real kiddy game on GameCube, okay. There are no bosses lusting for plasma, no emotional jumps over pits of angry lost souls, no swords eight hundred times bigger than the main character. No challenge or point at all. A baby could play it via the womb. And it's awesome.  There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 |
I heard a rumour that people didn't buy the GameCube version of Psyconauts because there was no GameCube version of Psyconauts. But I'm sure that if there was a GameCube version, of Psyconauts, on GameCube, that GameCube owners wouldn't buy the GameCube version of Psyconauts for GameCube due to the fact that Psyconauts (the GameCube version) wouldn't contain enough Mario or Nintendo logo. Oh sure, the GameCube version (of Psyconauts) would indeed have the Nintendo logo somewhere, possibly around the GameCube logo, because it's a GameCube version of Psyconauts, but it just wouldn't be enough.
To succeed, it (the GameCube version of Psyconauts) would need to be renamed Mario's Caramel Chew Cute Factory. But I guess we'll never know, as there was no GameCube version. Mario's Caramel Chew Cute Factory is however avaliable on PlayStation 2, PC and Xbox.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 15 Level 45.57 Feb 2006 |
Beyond Good and Evil probably failed becaus
 nd that's why they stopped serving the frozen fish. I hope you all took notes, there will be a test next week. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Infernal Monkey 