TEAM MENSA

Member 15

Level 45.57

Feb 2006

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Jul 30, 2006, 10:46 PM
Local time: Jul 31, 2006, 01:46 PM
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If it's money they're worried about, they should just hold in an old gutted ice cream van. Four 34cm TVs set up, the latest video game machines hooked up to them via RF, maybe a My First Rappin' Fun Time microphone taped to the mono speaker to pick up the rich audio and boom it out of a nearby portable radio covered in paint and dust.
Everyone gets five minutes, then the janitor whacks you in the knees with his mop until you move on and let the next person have a go. Perhaps the janitors wife could stand around and pose a bit, just hope her teeth don't fall out as the camera goes off! E3 swag? They could have some some bins full of one hundred percent real garbage!
"Get your Phantom cola, get your Phantom cola!"
"But, but this is just a soiled pair of undies"
"AND YOU ONLY GET ONE, NOW GET OUT"
How ya doing, buddy?
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