[Wii] WiiWare. Like SpyWare only less useful.

I think I read somewhere possibly on the internet with my eyes that there's a 40MB limit for the games, and the Wii can hold what, 1.44MB or something? Yeah that's gonna be a lot of floppy swapping. ;__;

I like the Bomberman WiiWare game though! You get to save your Mii's from bosses (wow!) and it's got an eight player onriiine battle mode.





Defend Your Castle (500 points) has a really nice graphical did you see the latest Nintendo newletter whoa style to it, too.





Jam it back in, in the dark.

Ahoy. The Gamingforce. I am Bumps McKenzie. "Look at this" "oooh ho, Jill Sandwich".







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It all starts "down in Mexico," where the Valle De La Sol Public Zoo, run by the charismatic geezer Don Eduardo Mendoza, has found itself in crisis mode. The animals -- elephants, monkeys, warthogs, and walruses, to name a few -- have begun dying only to be reborn as flesh-eating zombies. High Voltage elaborates, "Now, wandering freely through the zoo, the rotting beasts are no longer content with eating visitor scraps they get tossed into their cages -- instead they prefer to eat the whole visitor."

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Animales de la Muerte plays similarly to classic fixed position shooting games like Smash TV and, more recently, Alien Syndrome for Wii (the latter of which failed to live up to its potential, sadly). Since the title has been developed specifically with Wii in mind, High Voltage has naturally been able to make much better use of the Wii remote than SEGA did. To play, you move your character around the screen with the nunchuk's analog stick and aim with Nintendo's pointer. You aren't merely limited to shooting in various directions -- you can also very quickly and accurately target enemies with pinpoint precision (using an on-screen reticule) and blast them to bloody pieces. This control method nurtures the characters' abilities to run in one direction and simultaneously shoot into another. In addition, a speedy flick of the nunchuk will toss grenades at whatever spot you've got your reticule aimed. You can go it alone or with up to three friends in a four-player single-screen cooperative mode, which becomes chaotic.

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WiiWare's putting full priced Wii retail games to fucking shame.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Kostaki

and they instead decide to go with games that look like shit you can find in a 1980s computer game bargain bin sale?

This shouldn't be a shock to any Wii owner.

Also, Alien Crush >>> Stinky Stink Faced Bomberman. Yeah take that. Big apple, 3 aaaayy eeeeemmm

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Oh what, you guys still aren't getting Toki Tori? MISSIN' OUT SUCKAS LOLLOLLO

No seriously it's bloody awesome. :]

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I just got Dr Mazzaaaaaaa today too, I'll add my fiend code soon.

This was one of the first games I owned on the NES. I sucked at it then, and I suck at it now. But it's still awesome!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

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And in addition to the graphics, the music will be styled in an 8-bit fashion, as well as 8-bit styled cinema cutscenes. "I am sure when people see the opening scenes- new content with 8-bit graphics- they're going to be very excited."

Plug Man and Splash Woman in opening cutscene confirmed?

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hay guys, Bomberman Blast went up this morning (I think Americaaaaaa gets it on Monday). It's good. :] Four player local (with another four bots), eight player online. Since PAL regions are the first to get the game, there's hardly anyone online. I managed to get a gigantic three player game going! It has a Mario Kart-ish ranking system where points go up and down while moaning.

11 stages, with the usual classic, open field (no blocks etc. etc. blakjjaffff) plus SUPER ZANY WOW stuff like a farm level where UFOs abduct players, a graveyard where zombies try and cop a feel. Modes include team play, 'King' where you basically just have to try and wear a crown until time runs out (everyone's invincible), 'Air Raid' where bombs fall from the sky, just gotta try and suuurrrrviiive. Other things that I can't remember despite just playing the game.

There's a new item (I think it's new) where you can turn into a bomb. Which uh. Isn't very handy. Like Smash Borters, you can type out a few little taunts to spam via speech bubbles during online battles. Also ACTION POSES for when you win. Mine's a grumpy one.

Because winning isn't a laughing matter.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah but this is Wii, where its internet service fits in with the retro delights of the virtual console.

"Do you kids have fond memories of your free AOL floppy disk hours on your 33k modems?"
"No not really"
"YES YOU DO"

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