[PS2] Slimmer Slimline PlayStation 2

Sony (GOLDSTAR) have announced a newer version of the family favorite chicken tonight simmer sauce, due out later this month in Japan and mystery month next year in non-Japan lands. Maybe they'll finally drop the price to $100 US with the release of this. It's virtually the same, except they've now been able to cram the AC adaptor inside the machine itself, which is nice. Nice and something.


Also launching in white and silver~

Just how much more has this beast got left in it? It's been seven years now. First party support has all but dried up, Twisted Metal: Head On (a port of the PSP launch game with a few extra levels tossed in) is due out pretty soon in America, and that seems to be about it. Oh wait, SCEE will keep releasing new SingStar, EyeToy and Buzz games every twenty five minutes for the next three hundred years! Third parties? Still going strong in Japan if you like high school visual novels. LET'S EXPLORE BY ENDING THIS PARAGRAPH WITH SHOUTING.

THIS MONTH!



Fire Pro, King of Fighters XI, Neo Geo Battle Coliseum and Puzzle Quest for fifteen bucks a pop! I don't know what the PS2 version of Fire Pro is like, but it's 2D, and the GBA one was hilarious, so. So! I don't even like wrestling games (Well, Wumble Woses is goodtastic). KoF and NGBC are both pretty great, and Puzzle Quest is.. well.. Puzzle Quest. If you haven't played it on DS, PSP or XBLA by now then pfft, go pick this up or something.



A new Dragon rock the Dragon, Dragonball Z game is due out, too. If you're into that kinky sort of shit. Godzilla might be pretty great, Destroy All Monsters Melee was awesome on GameCube. And Power Rangers isn't in there for jokez either! OR IS IT? It actually looks like a solid side scrolling beat 'em up! It'll also contain the original theme music!

EVERY OTHER MONTH!



What's the point of Rock Band on PS2, does anyone even go online with it? And it's $150! For Fisher Price drum kit and friends/slippery dip. Might as well just get it on 360 or PS3 or Game Gea-oh God it's a sequel to one of the worst Sonic games ever and there's a lot of Sonic games that could be jammed into that selection.

Oh wait.



Phew! In this thread, we.. uh.. haha hey look a new PS2!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Atari has been drama'ing up the joint about going out of business for years now, they never seem to actually die. ;__; As long as Atari Classics Evolved for PSP makes it out, that's all I care about from them!

Originally Posted by Qwarky

What the FUCK, a sequel to Sonic Riders

"Hey guys, remember Sonic Riders?"
".. No?"
"It was that racing game we did"
"Oh that Saturn game"
"No no, that was Sonic R"
"Yeah, and the R stood for Riders, right?"
"No, I think it was for Racing, actually. Anyway I reckon we should make a new Sonic Riders game"
".. You want to make a new Saturn game?"
"Oh fuck you guys"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by ^-^

Well, recent news is that they've announced it for Japan and Europe, but SCEA hasn't said anything about a release stateside.

Opinions? Do you think they're not going to release it here because of the ps3?

That would be stupid.. which fits in perfectly with SCEA, so yeah.

Originally Posted by Dizzy

Do they still censor the US versions of KOF?

I'm pretty interested in this too, hey guyz did Mai have her American glue tits in NeoWave or whatever the last 2D KoF game released was over there?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Maybe they're going to secretly release the newer model.

"Is the new one out Sony?" =D
"Could beeeee!"
"I'm going to the shops later, I'd like to know!"
"Maaaaaybe!"
"I hate you so much Sony!"
"Perhaaaaps!"
"Oooooaaauuuugh!"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?