Pre-E3 Wii thread

Game Boy Cubed? Spew. Oh hay guys I stole this crap quality scan from the internet, One Piece Unlimited Adventure revealed.



Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by J-Man

Quoted for the truth!

I dont want to have to buy a DS and hook it up to my Wii just to beat a game a already paid $50 for.

Fucking Crystal Chronicles.

Did you just admit to not being able to finish the game without three other people helping?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Everyone is still very angry that Donkey Kong Jungle Beat didn't have an intense storyline, it just had gameplay. "WHERE IS MY ANGSTY STORYLINE AND J-POP?", everyone cries. And shake their fists towards Nintendo Japan. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE A FUN GAME THAT PROMOTES BEING PHYSICALLY ACTIVE AS I PLAY. I cannot eat chips as I play this game, worst game ever made. Bring on the true sequel to Donkey Kong 64!"

Those wounds will never heal!

Originally Posted by Grubdog

Here's a pic that might be related to Wii

I bet they do contain Wii demo stations. But one of those crates also contains Reggie. WHICH ONE? Will anyone want to risk their life to find out? WHAT IF THEY CHOOSE THE REGGIE ONE. REGGIE GUARDS THEM. There will be certain doom.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If true, I hope that when Mario Kart Wii is eventually out, the little speaker will boom out the same noise DK makes when you choose him in Mario Kart DS. ALL THE TIME. Imagine racing to that all day, it'd basically make it the greatest game ever made. "A WEE HEE, A WEE HEE, A WEE HEE".

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Could it really be true? A Sonic game that JUST HAS SONIC? It's like some kind of weird miracle. Waiting for Sega to announce twenty seven new sidekicks.


NBA JAM.

I was speaking idiomatically.