[General Discussion] Recent Game Purchases, or what I bought instead of fourteen new dildos this weekend

Got Drakan Order of the Flame on ebay for just 1 euro.
The first thing that shocked me was the creepy german translation, Rynn sounds like they took a pornstar for voice recordings.
The second thing i did was downloading the Editor-Tools for Drakan and replaced Rynn´s attack-screams, and the sounds when she gets hit by an enemy for two reasons:
First:
its annoying
Second:
my parents asked my what "kind of movie" i watch and if i couldn´t turn the sound off at least until my little brother gets to sleep. -.-

now with a pornstar-groan free game i realized that this game is very very very hard and even breaks with some traditional rules of gamedesign.
For example:

Enemys that are a lot bigger than the hero, that have a lot more lifepoints than the hero, do a very lot more damage to the hero and are almost invincible to every weapon the hero has...SHOULD NOT BE FASTER THAN THE HERO!!!

Jam it back in, in the dark.