EXIT STRATEGY

Slit wrists, cross-shaped, cause everyone seems to disagree on which way really works. Im guessing those who know arn't here to tell. Anyways, to help, do it in the shower so the blood won't clot. I always figured this was the most obvious to make sure it was succusful and always wondered why people were so bad at it. Of course, if you really had the strength to make it instant... good ol' bullet will do the trick.

I figure many people believe it would be nice to not be alive, but not near so nice to be dead, or rather be the cause, and thus they choose worthless means (ie, oodles of aspirin) or way slow methods which allow plenty of time to change your mind or be rescued. Then there are those that only wish to make sure everyone else contemplates what it were like if they were dead, and how much they'd regret it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bernard Black

I think it's scientifically proven that you have to "go down the street" for the person in question to lose enough blood to cause death. I know this because right now there is an unsettled air in the media as to the cause of death of Dr.Kelly some three years ago. They say it couldn't have been suicide because he cut across his wrists, which makes it impossible.

I've heard "down the street" is the proper way many a time, but everyone still goes for the horiozontal, so...

Well, if you do both, you have both bases covered :3

Or you could get fancy and do like the cross of St. Andrew.


There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by agreatguy6

Um...
Friend, that's not St. Andrew's cross. The St. Andrews cross was the one prominently displayed on the old Confederate Battle flag. It was blue.
The one you showed is the Orthodox Cross.
At least that's what I was taught.

Anyway, I would slit my wrist.
Not painless, but no OMG!!!!!! hurt.
Plus I'd sit in a hot shower.
Die happy at least.

Didnt know what the cross was called, looked it up for the name, apparently the site wasn't very factual then...

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