If you want it, steal it!

Little has been stolen from me. A hard to find DVD was once, that was really irritating. Three years later and I still havn't run across another copy. Worse though, a gift I gave to a friend was stolen... that was pretty crappy.

I actually have stolen a couple of times. I'd never steal from an individual though. If the line is ridiculously long and other tellers are just sitting on their ass, I'll just walk out with the item, especially in grocery stores. They often like to only have 1 to 2 lanes open. Its sick. If its something that can't be stolen, I just put it down on the nearest table and walk out. I hate waiting in long lines.

At restaraunts, if I have to wait more than ten minutes after I ask for the check I'll walk out. If they catch up before I'm out the door, then I'll still pay.

It's not a money thing for me. Its a time thing. I can't stand my time being wasted for arbitrary reasons. Lazy cashiers and lazy waitstaff will always tempt me to just walk out.

I have accidently stolen two of those little stress squezers from people. There fun to play with. I'll walk otu the front door playing with one without me or the other person realizing.

edit: oh ya. When I was young I caught some kid trying to steal my dad's vehicle. Just a couple weeks ago, the neighbor yelled at some kid trying to steal my vehicle. Fucking kids.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Sar

Anyway, hate to play on the stereotype, but once in high school I saw two black kids just take someone's bike. They said don't tell anyone, and why would I? So I let it happen.

The owner probably deserved it one way or another.

That logic is all forms of fucked up.

There's nowhere I can't reach.