Birds and the Bees

I've heard of this over and over again. I know its supose to be the sex talk. Curosity has run a few different ideas through my mind of how an explanation could be parralled. However, they are all ridiculous at best.

So... does anyone know the actual 'birds and bees' speech?

This might be the wrong place for this, feel free to move it where ever it should be.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Aardork

That's the point; the phrase simply mocks parents who attempt to talk about sex using nature as a metaphor (instead of giving an honest explanation), and fail badly.

That is rather disapointing if true.

Originally Posted by Capo

Here's a link to a video of it. Click.

the goggles, they do nothing...

there are no bees in that video...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Devo

It's cooler if you have a father into sports, then it becomes "baseball bats and mits."

Haha, thats great. I'm involved in Lacrosse, I can think of some pretty obnoxious 'metaphors' from it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.