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Originally Posted by Atomic Duck

2) Become president of the US or Russia. There's enough nukes floating around either one to do the job a couple times, and I imagine if there aren't then the rest of the weapons cache should be enough to finish the job.

Actually, although people like to believe it's possible, every nuclear weapon that exists on earth still isn't enough to destroy mankind, let alone break through the first layer of the earths crust.

Jam it back in, in the dark.